Syckle Posted March 18, 2012 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 423 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 322 Achievement Points: 5508 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 05:14 PM Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2012 For my beer drinking friends BEER Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Babe Ruth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Lyndon B. Johnson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Paul Horning ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.. Coincidence? I think not." H. L. Mencken ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" George Bernard Shaw ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C..! W. C. Fields ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a can! Leo Durocher ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm: "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ beer is your buddy, beer is your friend, beer will never let you down! Syckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted March 18, 2012 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2012 HAAAAAAAA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Clearasil_1 Posted March 18, 2012 Member ID: 2389 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 34 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 210 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/11/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 4, 2013 Birthday: 12/21/1962 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUDMAN Posted March 18, 2012 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6950 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4495 Achievement Points: 58287 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2012 I will drink to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Teleck Posted March 19, 2012 Member ID: 601 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 389 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 2583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2016 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted March 19, 2012 well ya brought up norm from cheers....heres a great youtube video .......(the last one is the best) Syckle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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