BurnnBright Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 22339 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 167 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1714 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 679 Achievement Points: 12960 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Android Share Posted May 2, 2012 Just read the reviews! I'm dying here! Funniest thing I've read in a while. http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=aw_d_cr_drugstore simplemod and Pharticus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Olive Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 69 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 227 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2660 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 4123 Achievement Points: 22968 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 06:15 PM Birthday: 05/07/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted May 2, 2012 Some HOT reviews here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Pharticus Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 1320 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 37 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 611 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 357 Achievement Points: 4498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 10, 2020 Birthday: 01/14/1976 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I discovered a new hobby thanks to my fellow idiots: reading product reviews! Veet you sick B****rds.........Why????? 1 May 2012 By Broken Man Having carefully read the reviews here, I felt everyone had overreacted and went about purchasing three tubes of what I considered to be nothing more than a mildly aggressive moisturiser. Pleased with my bravery I rushed home and duly went about slathering this "cream" over my marvellous pendulous orbs and sat back for 15 minutes to allow it to work its magic on my Johnson mane which I'm told bares a close resemblance to Clarkson's barnet from the early nineties. Now and only now do I fully understand the comparisons to Napalm, hot magma and nuclear waste............the temperature rose from what was initially a mild sauté, to a less bearable roasting and culminated in what felt like a deep fry in Mount Etna's core. At this fiery stage I took what I thought was the right action and jumped into the shower to remove Satan's tears off my now weeping unit................big mistake. The chemical reaction was akin to a weapons test using thermite and my once glorious topiary slid off in one clean section, burnt through the floor and into my living room where my unsuspecting wife thought she was being attacked by a smouldering ferret. Worse was still to come as my Jacobs swelled to the size and appearance of a pair of basketball as a result of my `baby batter' cooking under the intense and relentless heat and forming Yorkshire puddings, with proportions that would make Ramsey & Oliver jealous. 8 months later and the doctors have helped my mobility by crafting a sack sling from a pair of woks and on a positive note Aunt Bessie is keen to discuss a lucrative advertising campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BurnnBright Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 22339 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 167 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1714 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 679 Achievement Points: 12960 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Android Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 I had to take a break from reading them. I was laughing so hard that I went into an asthma attack. There's so many that are hysterical! This is just a few of them: "It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork." "Sweet Baby Jesus deliver me from this torment" "The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing." ROTFL!!!! LiquidStool and Cpt.TennealXI 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Gatorgirl Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6454 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50699 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 2, 2012 OMG!!!! How the hell did you find this??? This is the most entertaining read I have had in years!! I'm thinking of purchasing some to have handy, you know, just in case Angus gets out of line (if he does he should sleep with one eye open) LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4669 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5853 Achievement Points: 41044 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted May 2, 2012 TY burning, that was a great site. I needed a huge laugh like that after work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Exe Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17118 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Share Posted May 2, 2012 Custumers reviews are funny Great link but not for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Gr3ywolf Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 3388 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 9 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 76 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/17/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 26, 2018 Birthday: 01/22/1957 Share Posted May 2, 2012 colorful wording in thoughs revues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_old_man Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted May 2, 2012 You can kind of tell that one person wrote a lot of the reviews, but they are still gut busting hilarious. I have tears streaming down my face as I read some of these to my wife. I need to make a list of all the names they've used for male genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6417 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6494 Achievement Points: 54337 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted May 2, 2012 Old_man me as well pissing my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted May 2, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Old_man me as well pissing my pants Yeah but you do that regularly anyway. That's what I sent you the Depends for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BurnnBright Posted May 3, 2012 Member ID: 22339 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 167 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1714 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 679 Achievement Points: 12960 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Android Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 OMG!!!! How the hell did you find this??? This is the most entertaining read I have had in years!! I'm thinking of purchasing some to have handy, you know, just in case Angus gets out of line (if he does he should sleep with one eye open) LOL!!!! LOL A friend posted in on Facebook and there's no telling where she got it from. I am bookmarking it to read again when I need a good laugh. I don't know if the reviews are legit but it's funny anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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