HellKid Posted August 7, 2012 Member ID: 2515 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 99 Topic Count: 129 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1304 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 1672 Achievement Points: 13649 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 05/21/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 27 Birthday: 01/15/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted August 7, 2012 NINE TERMS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever'). ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it=2C I got it: Another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Sykorsky, hxtr, BeerGoat and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
kiwi Posted August 12, 2012 Member ID: 1952 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 124 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 133 Achievement Points: 971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 11/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 16, 2020 Birthday: 11/23/1971 Share Posted August 12, 2012 very (sadly) true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted August 13, 2012 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Here's a handy cross reference for all you blokes out there What they say What they mean We need...................................................... I want It's your decision...........................................The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want..........................................You'll pay for this later We need to talk.............................................You need to listen Sure, go ahead.............................................No, I don't want you to I'm not upset.................................................Of course I am upset, you moron You're so...manly..........................................You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight...................Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional and I am not overreacting..I am on my period I heard a noise..............................................I noticed you were almost asleep before me Do you love me?...........................................I want to buy something expensive and unnecessary How much do you love me?..........................I already bought it I'll be ready in a minute.................................Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. You will get to see it all except the last 5 minutes You have to learn to communicate................Just agree with me Yes................................................................No No..................................................................No Maybe............................................................No I'm sorry.........................................................You will be so sorry I'm not yelling.................................................I am yelling because you are not agreeing with me And the answer to the question "What's wrong?" The same old thing...........................................Nothing Nothing.............................................................Everything Everything........................................................I have PMS Nothing, really..................................................God you are an asshole I don't want to talk about it ...............................Go away, I am building up evidence against you Can we just be friends......................................No way I am ever having sex with you again, ever I need some space..............................................without you in it Do I look fat in this dress..................................We are overdue for a fight No, pizza is.....fine.............................................Cheap bastard I don't know, what do you want to do?...............I can't believe you have nothing planned I like you, but.....................................................I hate you You never listen................................................You never listen Oh, yes, right there...........................................Well, it's close, but I want to get this over with I'm going out with the girls.................................We are going to get drunk and make fun of you There's no one else..........................................I am doing your brother, and his friend Size doesn't count.............................................Unless I actually want an orgasm this time Edited August 13, 2012 by NickTheGrip BattlewolF, HellKid and baldie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
pwrcrzy52 Posted August 13, 2012 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 21 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted August 13, 2012 Yep all true LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted August 13, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18312 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20377 Achievement Points: 134172 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted August 13, 2012 Good ones - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
kiwi Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 1952 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 124 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 133 Achievement Points: 971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 11/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 16, 2020 Birthday: 11/23/1971 Share Posted August 15, 2012 omfg they dont teach stuff this good at marriage consuling!!!!!!!!! HellKid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.14 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted August 15, 2012 great post.... very very very very very very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted August 15, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted August 15, 2012 I think I'v heard all of them one time or another. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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