DEEJAYKEG Posted May 11, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted May 11, 2013 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not inbed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds himsitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eyeand takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. 'Why are you down here at this time ofnight? The husband looks up from his coffee and says, 'It's the 20th anniversary of the day we met.' She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only16,' he says solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do,' she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember,' says the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continues, 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either youmarry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?' 'I remember that, too,' she replies softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today." jumper, TedsofBeverlyHills, JohnnyDos and 3 others 6 Awards
TBB Posted May 11, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20471 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22499 Achievement Points: 147848 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 392 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 11, 2013 LMFAO - good one - thanks!!! Awards
jumper Posted May 11, 2013 Member ID: 3194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 53 Topic Count: 60 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 1284 Achievement Points: 9344 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/13/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 1 Birthday: 03/23/1975 Device: Windows Posted May 11, 2013 ty Awards
little_old_man Posted May 11, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted May 11, 2013 Sounds like my life story. TBB 1 Awards
BeerGoat Posted May 13, 2013 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 1 Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted May 13, 2013 LOL Awards
Prinny Posted May 13, 2013 Member ID: 2887 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 24 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 353 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 440 Achievement Points: 2705 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 21, 2017 Birthday: 08/15/1985 Posted May 13, 2013 lol
7Toes Posted May 13, 2013 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Posted May 13, 2013 now that was a good one lmfao Awards
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