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Text From a Daughter to her Mom


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"Hello mom. I need your advice. Some of my boyfriend's cum is stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?"
TEXT FROM MOM TO DAUGHTER:
"It’s nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won't have to cut it out. I've had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it will just wash out."
DAUGHTER BACK TO MOM:
"Oh my God, mom! I meant to spell gum."

 

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Freudian slip?

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Gotta Love autocorrect:p

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 Monica=White house=forgot to wash the dress! Just brings back memories. :devil:Cigar anyone?

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 Monica=White house=forgot to wash the dress! Just brings back memories. :devil:Cigar anyone?

Ah the good ol days when scandals were mainly things like whether or not it was a big deal if a guy got a blowjob by an intern. And beyond that whether or not a married man would admit to it. I suppose if it was going to be worthy of a national scandal, millions spent investigating it, and an impeachment attempt he should have gone 'all-in', so to speak.

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