ROCKMAN Posted February 4, 2014 Member ID: 20555 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 83 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 70 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 104 Achievement Points: 1137 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/08/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2021 Birthday: 08/30/1966 Share Posted February 4, 2014 A nun, badly needing to use a restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in awhile the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers! However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked. May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "ok", but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man only wearing a fig leaf. Well in that case, I'll just look the other way, said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, Sir, I don't understand? Why did they applaud for me just because I wen to the restroom? Well, now they know your one of us, said the bartender, Would you like a drink? No thank you, but I still don't understand, said the puzzled nun. You see, laughed the bartender, every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now how about that drink? baldie, LordOfChaos, Wild Fire and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfChaos Posted February 4, 2014 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Share Posted February 4, 2014 good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted February 4, 2014 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted February 4, 2014 Nuns can be a randy bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted February 4, 2014 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4479 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3643 Achievement Points: 36581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 40 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 4, 2014 why do see always 2 Nun's together.......... to make sure the other Nun don't get none Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted February 5, 2014 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7653 Content Per Day: 1.97 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53668 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:23 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 5, 2014 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted February 5, 2014 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.07 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted February 5, 2014 why do see always 2 Nun's together.......... to make sure the other Nun don't get none Unless they are, shall we say, open minded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Stiglits Posted February 5, 2014 Member ID: 5927 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 61 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 30 Achievement Points: 433 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 14, 2021 Birthday: 04/16/1971 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiglits Posted February 5, 2014 Member ID: 5927 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 61 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 30 Achievement Points: 433 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 14, 2021 Birthday: 04/16/1971 Share Posted February 5, 2014 While riding one day, a cowboy meets an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and begins a conversation. "Hey nice dog you got there. Mind if i speak to him?" "Dog no talk" replies the Indian Unpreturbed the cowboy continues. "Hey dog hows it going?" he querries. "Doin alright," shrugs the dog, looking up. The indian is shocked. "How does your owner treat you?" the cowboy continues. "Real good," replies the pooch. "he walks me every day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." The indians jaw dropps in disbelief. "Mind if i talk to your horse?" asks the cowboy. "Horse no talk." States the native American. "We'll see." says the cowboy, "Hey horse how you doin?" Horse replies, "Doin good" smiles the nag. "And hows your owner treat you?" "Great, he rides me regulalry, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." "GOOD! Say mind if i talk to your sheep?" asls the cowboy "Sheep fucking liar" Snaps the Indian. iboomboom, ROCKMAN and Sammy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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