DEEJAYKEG Posted March 10, 2014 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted March 10, 2014 I recently went to a new G.P. doctor.After two visits and exhaustive tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I've just reached 55).A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or spirits?'Oh not much grog these days and don't smoke' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs?'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!''Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking, or bicycling?''No, I don't,' I said.He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?''No,' I said again.......He looked at me with a sad expression on his face and said,..........."Then, why the F %#* do you want to live to 85?" Mule, baldie, Damage_inc- and 5 others 8 Awards
Damage_inc- Posted March 10, 2014 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted March 10, 2014 n1 Awards
Mule Posted March 11, 2014 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted March 11, 2014 LOL no shit! Awards
LordOfChaos Posted March 11, 2014 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted March 11, 2014 love it!
MFluffy Posted March 12, 2014 Member ID: 20055 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 19 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 168 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 27, 2020 Birthday: 07/12/1989 Posted March 12, 2014 Haha, true! Why live long if you don't have any fun:)
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