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I recently went to a new G.P. doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

(I've just reached 55).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,

'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or spirits?

'Oh not much grog these days and don't smoke' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs?

'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said again.......

He looked at me with a sad expression on his face and said,...........

"Then, why the F %#*  do you want to live to 85?"



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love it!



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Haha, true! Why live long if you don't have any fun:)


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