JohnnyDos Posted April 7, 2014 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2014 (edited) The Hookers' UnionA dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?""No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't.""Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?""The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?""The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.""That's more like it!" the union man said.He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde."I'd like her," he said "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Hazel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next!" Edited April 7, 2014 by JohnnyDos KaptCrunch, ldoz, LtLaszlo and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaptCrunch Posted April 7, 2014 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 296 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4486 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 3646 Achievement Points: 36622 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 40 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 7, 2014 so true Johnny lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bullet Posted April 7, 2014 Member ID: 1854 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 344 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 2652 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 30 Birthday: 03/24/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted April 7, 2014 now that's funny shit right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted April 8, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted April 8, 2014 now that's funny shit right there It's really funny to those of you who can relate to the situation from personal experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
1lost1 Posted April 8, 2014 Member ID: 938 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 602 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 339 Achievement Points: 4774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Birthday: 08/28/1972 Device: iPhone Share Posted April 8, 2014 (edited) I think I will show the shop Steward first thing in the morning. I'm gonna tell the man!!! that's classic Edited April 8, 2014 by 1lost1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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