TBB Posted February 19, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20576 Content Per Day: 3.67 Reputation: 22610 Achievement Points: 148522 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 398 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 19, 2015 North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un debuted a new haircut — and a new ... eyebrowcut? — at a politburo meeting on Wednesday. The style is a variation on Kim's signature shaved sides, but with the top now sculpted into a high, wedge-shaped pompadour that sits atop Kim's head like a hat, or perhaps a small, dormant woodland creature. The North Korean despot accessorized his new look with partially-shaven eyebrows that now stop just above his pupils. This new haircut raises a number of important questions for anyone who follows North Korean politics. For instance: >XI< - better for washing @@hxtr's butt >XI< - improves muff diving! >XI< - in Korean symbology - FU B-man >XI< - reaction to seeing Google's baby pictures >XI< - excited about his date with GG >XI< - excited about his date with Noears >XI< - just heard that all the gay midget porn he has been watching is really LOM's home movies >XI< - heard Rugger is coming to dinner >XI< - heard iBoomBoom is member of the month >XI< - saw Loader's picture in the latest >XI< member thread >XI< - found out he is sitting on 7toes other 3 toes What instructions did Kim Jong Un give his barber that resulted in this style? Was it, "Hey, you know trapezoids?" Or perhaps, "You know my main priority is to ensure that my ears do not feel crowded, let's work on a 'do that really lets the old face-handles breathe"? Kim Jong Un famously adopted his shaved-sided, center-parted haircut as a way to signal connection with his grandfather and the country's founding leader, Kim Il Sung. Now the sides are still shaved, but the center part is GONE. What does it mean? Could it be that the the new style conveys an intent to embrace the legacy of his father Kim Jong Il, who also often sported a uniform crest of hair unbroken by any parting? Or is it intended to signify that North Korea, like Kim Jong Un's hair, is reaching new heights and cannot be stopped by gravity or any other natural force? Does his haircut sail majestically ever-upwards, unlike the North Korean Unha rocket that failed spectacularly after launch in 2012, breaking up over the Sea of Japan? Could Kim Jong Un's new haircut carry a warhead? Could Kim Jong Un's new haircut target Seoul? Will the haircut affect the possible resumption of the six-party talks on the future of North Korea's nuclear weapons program? Given the haircut's obvious strength, would it be prudent to consider it a potential party to the talks in its own right? Will the parties to the multilateral negotiations now be North Korea, South Korea, Japan, China, Russia, the United States, and Kim Jong Un's haircut? Is Kim Jong Un's haircut willing to negotiate in good faith? What are the haircut's demands? Is the haircut committed to to North Korea's Juche communist ideology, or is it a pragmatist? Would the haircut ever defect? What if, hypothetically, the haircut were offered access to a tourmaline-coated ceramic straightening iron and residence in the western city of its choice? How about some argan oil as a deal sweetener? Doesn't the haircut realize that it's so much more than just an appendage to Kim Jong Un? Why can't the haircut just believe in its own potential for once? Doesn't the haircut want to be a star? Hasn't the haircut ever heard the maxim "fall down seven times, stand up eight?" What does the haircut mean, "of course you'd quote a Japanese proverb"? Why would the haircut think that was meant to be a reference to Japanese occupation of the Korean peninsula? Why is the haircut suddenly so angry? Oh god what is the haircut doing? Is anyone else seeing this? Oh no is that —? Help? L!ckALotAPus, BUDMAN, *fry* and 2 others 5 Awards
hxtr Posted February 19, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted February 19, 2015 I think he looks cute. Of course he looks different that on the movie. Amazing what lighting does for someone.. like Opra. eidolonFIRE, Sonovabich and TheLastColdBeer 3
L!ckALotAPus Posted February 20, 2015 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Posted February 20, 2015 I think he looks cute. Of course he looks different that on the movie. Amazing what lighting does for someone.. like Opra.I would share him with you just because of who he is. get a bar stool that swivels strap him to it and Bam! speed pivot!
Sonovabich Posted February 20, 2015 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Device: Windows Posted February 20, 2015 (edited) He looks like a Fucking Paintbrush, i believe i heard he made a law saying all North Korean males had to have the same haircut or else, of course we are all missing the point, he told all his countrymen he was tall, this haircut puts about 4 inches on him. lol. Edited February 20, 2015 by Sonovabich TBB 1
TheLastColdBeer Posted February 20, 2015 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted February 20, 2015 Has anyone told the king he isn't wearing any pants? Sonovabich 1 Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted February 22, 2015 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted February 22, 2015 Has anyone told the king he isn't wearing any pants? The guy under the press table maybe?
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