Leadfinger Posted May 6, 2015 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Posted May 6, 2015 A loco Judge in town appointed me honorary sheriff to set up a stake out of a Weight Watchers meeting. It seems that some very over weight Trout were sent to weight watchers to get control over their excessive eating and the word is that some of the more violent offenders are planning to break out. I positioned myself down stream from the meeting as I knew these "heavy weights" would try and make a run for it . I figured that the best way to catch one of these Garbage disposals is to hit em where they eat . . . . .in the mouth One by One as the lawbreakers tried to leave the meeting I presented my fly's to them which they greedily accepted. Here are the mugshots I took of them at booking. All the effort I put into catching these enemies of the insect . . . they were released unharmed. I'm glad my days of being Sheriff are over . . .with all the lawsuits for police brutality these days I was afraid I would end up in Fish Court. The incidents in this story are true the names were changed to protect the innocent deerejon, Hemps, eidolonFIRE and 6 others 9 Awards
TBB Posted May 6, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21074 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22819 Achievement Points: 151329 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 408 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted May 6, 2015 lmao - too bad they're to fat to eat - did you throw them back??? Leadfinger 1 Awards
deerejon Posted May 7, 2015 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3715 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 3153 Achievement Points: 28473 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 04:59 PM Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Posted May 7, 2015 Those are some real fatty fat fattys....they look fun as hell.... The bugs must be thick as shit there to get them chunky Leadfinger 1 Awards
RIPZILLA Posted May 7, 2015 Member ID: 9 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 66 Topic Count: 245 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1239 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 1230 Achievement Points: 11498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2023 Posted May 7, 2015 I love it. Great post. Very witty and funny too. Whats the creel limit on those? Mommas weekend coming up. Next weekend is mine.....Striper fishing in Long Island Sound. Again great post. Mule and Leadfinger 2 Awards
hxtr Posted May 7, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 7, 2015 A loco Judge in town appointed me honorary sheriff to set up a stake out of a Weight Watchers meeting. It seems that some very over weight Trout were sent to weight watchers to get control over their excessive eating and the word is that some of the more violent offenders are planning to break out. I positioned myself down stream from the meeting as I knew these "heavy weights" would try and make a run for it . I figured that the best way to catch one of these Garbage disposals is to hit em where they eat . . . . .in the mouth One by One as the lawbreakers tried to leave the meeting I presented my fly's to them which they greedily accepted. Here are the mugshots I took of them at booking. All the effort I put into catching these enemies of the insect . . . they were released unharmed. I'm glad my days of being Sheriff are over . . .with all the lawsuits for police brutality these days I was afraid I would end up in Fish Court. The incidents in this story are true the names were changed to protect the innocent That was an awesome post Lead........ hahahhahaha You could of eating of them though...... I'm sure one has eaten someones else's young before deserving the death penalty. Leadfinger 1
Mule Posted May 7, 2015 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted May 7, 2015 Striper fishing in Long Island Sound. Again great post. I miss this so MUCH! Awards
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