HarryWeezer Posted February 24, 2016 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.80 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 12 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 24, 2016 The candidates are questioned in a room where, unknown to them, a truth gas is being released so that they cannot lie... Q: Mr. Trump, you won handily in Nevada last night, your third successive victory. How do you explain your amazing appeal? A: Hey, they want bullshit and so that's what I give them. Q: But you continue to contradict yourself on various issues. A: They don't care. Most of them are too stupid to care. Look, they're pissed off. So all I gotta do is pretend I'm pissed too. It works. Q: Buy you're a billionaire. What do you want to be president? A: So I can be a trillionaire. I'm going to milk it for all it's worth. Every president comes out of office a millionaire. I'm going to put them all to shame. Q: Sen. Rubio, you came in second last night but Mr. Trump has such a commanding lead, how can you hope to catch him? A: I don't hope to catch him. There's no way I'm going to catch him. I'm still in it because it's not my money I'm spending and he might get hit by a truck. Q: Mr. Cruz, at least Sen. Rubio is being honest. How about you? A: I'm hoping Trump not only gets hit by a truck, but that they find a young boy in Rubio's closet. Q: Dr. Carson, you haven't got a snowball's chance in hell. Why are you still here? A: I'm going to be the nation's first black vice president. Trump will put me on the ticket just to get me off his back. Yewehaw. Q: OK, and now to the Democrats. Mrs. Clinton, it looks like you're going to defeat Sen. Numbnuts, oops, I mean Sen. Sanders, for the nomination. But you've never said why it is you so desperately want to be president. A: To keep my fat ass out of jail dickhead. When I'm president I'll shut down the FBI before the bastards indict me for scamming hundreds of millions from foreign powers while I was secretary of state. Q: But what if they indict you first? A: I'll tell them that cuthound Bill did it. Q: And Sen. Numb... er. Sanders, Mrs. Clinton has all of the super delegates locked up because of the crooked delegate system that the Democrats run. You can't win. So why are you still on the campaign trail? A: Because it beats being home. Have you seen my wife? BUDMAN, HellTiger , Spartacus and 3 others 6 Awards
Sgt Wacky Posted February 24, 2016 Member ID: 21051 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 94 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 51 Achievement Points: 736 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/21/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 04/05/1957 Device: Windows Posted February 24, 2016 only in America... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted February 25, 2016 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15028 Content Per Day: 2.62 Reputation: 8043 Achievement Points: 92211 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted February 25, 2016 Good one Harry Awards
Sammy Posted February 25, 2016 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted February 25, 2016 Problem is, there is no need for truth gas. Everyone knows this intuitively. Even tho some also hold the views that none of those things are true. They are true, yet they arent. The Orwellian idea of Doublethink has truly come home to roost even more than the usual political rhetoric seen in the past. Senator Roark from Sin City said it best.: "Power don't come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lying. Lying big, and gettin' the whole damn world to play along with you. Once you got everybody agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain't true, you've got 'em by the balls." Awards
7Toes Posted February 25, 2016 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Posted February 25, 2016 the first words out of there mouth would be yes i vote to help my billionaire friends who help me get elected and not the working class or the best interest of the country Awards
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