SHADOOW Posted June 19, 2010 Member ID: 1126 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 679 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/21/1970 Share Posted June 19, 2010 this is funny SEX AFTER DEATH A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion...Marion..." "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" "No...I'm a rabbit in Arizona!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NITRO Posted June 19, 2010 Member ID: 1095 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 24 Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: Android Share Posted June 19, 2010 LOL i wasnt expecting that haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bryuk Posted June 19, 2010 Member ID: 266 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 673 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 125 Achievement Points: 3852 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2022 Birthday: 11/16/1964 Share Posted June 19, 2010 lol nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SHADOOW Posted June 20, 2010 Member ID: 1126 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 679 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/21/1970 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 yeah i found this really funny, almost as good as ( i don't feel like it ) that one was really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted June 20, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 513 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17084 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42072 Achievement Points: 148556 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 677 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted June 20, 2010 very good lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted June 20, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I want to be a rabbit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted June 20, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2010 You know why we think about sex all the time ?Cause of this &rel=1"> &rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="350" height="300"> And sometimes we have these &rel=1"> &rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="350" height="300"> Good joke Shadow dreamer Got me by surprise also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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