SGTDANKO Posted June 25, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Posted June 25, 2010 What Is a Woman? A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible ................... .... No wait... I'm thinking of alcohol
Blackbart Posted June 25, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted June 25, 2010 Whew...For a minute there I thought you were brainwashed... Awards
wildthing Posted June 25, 2010 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 126 Topic Count: 239 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3861 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34784 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 05:22 AM Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted June 25, 2010 ROTFLMAO danko step away from the beer Awards
Unexist Posted June 25, 2010 Member ID: 123 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1219 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 90 Achievement Points: 7063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 11/05/1988 Device: Windows Posted June 25, 2010 How does a real man know his girl is having a orgasm...?? REAL MAN DONT CARE!! Awards
WolfTiS Posted June 25, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted June 25, 2010 LMFAO.....good one danko. Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted June 25, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17540 Content Per Day: 3.13 Reputation: 42644 Achievement Points: 151913 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted June 25, 2010 beer can make you think.. all kinds of dum shit Awards
TedsofBeverlyHills Posted June 26, 2010 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 17, 2024 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Posted June 26, 2010 The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better then…Woman ..10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. ..9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. ..8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. ..7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. ..6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. ..5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. ..4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. ..3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" ..2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun. Awards
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