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A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.

She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks “What were you and Dad doing?”

The mother replies “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.”

“You’re wasting your time,” said the boy.

“Why is that?” asked his Mom, puzzled.

“Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”



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Lol, @TBB.

Kept forgetting that my young son knew how to pick the lock when me and my ex-wife were "talking about bills" in our bedroom.

He would usually have his younger sister in tow, sucking on her "paci," asking if Mom was okay 'cause he heard noises.

That's why we always had a comforter at the handy for a quick disappearing act.

Shoulda put in a dead-bolt, in hindsight.

Our usual response was that she was only giving Daddy a "massage."  He frowned, though, 'cause he knew he always had his massage face down.

Lol.

Nice (albeit rare) funny post, bud.

Lol, again.

Ayaq

P.S. - "I love you, man!!! (Budweiser commercial.  Give me your damn beer!)

 


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