WolfTiS Posted August 6, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted August 6, 2010 A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit they passed in front of a large silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now tell HIM you have a headache." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted August 6, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted August 6, 2010 I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
chavez Posted August 6, 2010 Member ID: 206 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 705 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 4266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 17 Birthday: 11/29/1961 Device: Windows Share Posted August 6, 2010 roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ausylon Posted August 6, 2010 Member ID: 1542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 142 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 830 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/30/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2013 Birthday: 07/08/1983 Share Posted August 6, 2010 hahahaha, nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heffalump Posted August 6, 2010 Member ID: 819 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1060 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 186 Achievement Points: 6125 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 25, 2020 Birthday: 11/22/1971 Share Posted August 6, 2010 hahahahaha!, excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted August 6, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 515 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17108 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42103 Achievement Points: 148749 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 678 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted August 6, 2010 head ache she will have more then that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Lady Asylumn Posted August 7, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 624 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 130 Achievement Points: 4148 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:03 AM Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Share Posted August 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mad Cow Posted August 7, 2010 Member ID: 1073 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 1611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 2, 2019 Birthday: 09/28/1975 Share Posted August 7, 2010 LOL so much for that pretty pink dress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teleck Posted August 8, 2010 Member ID: 601 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 389 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 2583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2016 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted August 8, 2010 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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