One for Queenie

[RobMc]

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque

She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her handbag

And tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake,

She looks at the flabbergasted teller

And without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....just great....
Some arsehole's got my pen!'

[Icequeen]

That was flipping hilarious   

I could tell you some stories.