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Is there any chance we could change the name of the 'Jokes and Misc stuff' forum to 'RobMc and KaptCrunch stuff'

The phone company was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two Norwegian guys and a team of two Canadian guys. So he met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job." Both teams headed right out. At the end of the shift, Ole and Sven, the Norwegian guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve. Forty-five minutes later, Mark and Wayne, the Canadian guys came in, and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install? Wayne, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Mark and me, we got three in." The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Norwegian guys put in twelve!" "Oh Yah?," said Wayne, " you should see how much they left sticking' out of the ground!"

Happy Birthday folks especially @Ruggerxi who keeps our Clan alive!

Never!!

Hello son, how you doing??, do you want me to stop?

Rob only belfast

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. animalxi (60)1lost1 (53)Totty (52)

If money is a tool for fools make me an idiot Nooooo just realised what I said, I'm done with that My wife said if you won the lottery would you still love me? Of course I said, but I'd miss you

when you targeted Canadians and Marc

haha seen that in the third eye, or were marked men on the rader of power sucking lies you know where I'am, tired of this world lies please let me rise again on the cross hairs

forgot to mention that

New rotation maps are map mp_78lungariver map mp_82ab_crossing map mp_agx_burgundy map mp_argentan map mp_bentys_depot map mp_bridge map mp_cityhall2 map mp_cw_brecourt map mp_cw_hill map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_foy_nite map mp_hill78 map mp_kwanriver map mp_mohdm3 map mp_reichattack map mp_snr_arnhem44 map mp_snr_brunete_cod map mp_vm_maichau

Thank you Skuz!

Thank you Skuz!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Ruggerxi (49)RogueKill (59)skullDi99er (29)AbuXI (57)

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. leadpoison (79)MONSTERKILL (58)THE MEEK (59)Raisin (52)tacobill (49)Grumpy_Git --

Happy Birthday folks especially @Raisin who is skilled at leading the charge with his shotty and satchels!

OMG I'm giving up, but notice the carefully chosen names Mark and Wayne

Or maybe the canadians were building underground lines.......

Happy Birthday everyone.

OMG that wasn't the point of the joke Kapt?? far too technical

yes Rob speed VS quality ....scenarios, the Canadian crew were digging 2 Meter holes while the Swedes were doing 0.3048i meters. don't park your car around the Swedes poles in a wind storm

Happy Birthday!

Mother, "How was school today, Paddy?" Paddy, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Paddy, "What school?"

Medal Of Honor allied assaulth was what i played for years and years, hosted custom clan servers, professional tournements, men what a time that was.

A mate went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back. Halfway through he said to the tattooist "don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand" The tattooist replied " FFS mate give me a chance, I haven't finished his turban yet!" For you Key my old mate

Happy Birthday Everyone!

Good! Now I can shoot you again!

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!! Hey @Ruggerxi - still reaching for new heights on your birthday?? Have a great day!!!

Happy Birthday Everyone!

Yes, it lets me back in again, thanks very much!

There has been some renewed interest in playing CTF with some modifications. IP: 149.56.146.79:28960 - server is ranked so custom classes can be made - no auto rank so you need to gain rank and weapons unlocks; can be changed if preferred but where's the fun in that haha - no dogs, no tanks, artillery available - best 2 of 3 rounds; 10 min each; 3 min OT if needed - no spawn protection; so get moving when you respawn; (done for other purpose) - Rule: No camping the enemy flag; nothing like getting shot as soon as you spawn (see above note) Initial map rotation map mp_agx_ameland map mp_agx_port map mp_amberville map mp_ambush map mp_dome map mp_burma map mp_carentan map mp_cw_brecourt map mp_kokoda map mp_little_village map mp_rostov map mp_toujane map mp_wolftown map mp_xi_shima map mp_dawnville map mp_matmata Any other suggestions, post here.

Thanks for fixing them,Duc!

Thanks Skuzapo!

Thank You Skuzapo!

Also you have to consider the frost depthness about-3-4 feet so 6 feet is deeper so frost has almost no effect..

PS: GOOGLE FU BEEEEECH!! miss you aholl

I got permanently banned too from call of duty 5 - world at war freeze tag server, hope it was a mistake(?)