Leaderboard

Old Sean O'Farrell, the kingpin of the Irish mob in Boston, is on his deathbed. He calls his grandson to his side and tells the lad, "Paddy, I'm going to leave you my chrome plated 38 revolver so that you will always remember me." "But grandpa", lamented Paddy, "I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your gold Rolex watch instead?" Grandpa O'Farrell reaches up and pulls Paddy closer to him and says, "You listen to me carefully. Someday you are going to be the head of the organization. Someday you are going to have lots of money, a big home and a beautiful wife. And maybe someday you are going to come home and find your wife in the torrid embrace of another man. What are you going to do then? Point at your watch and say, 'Times up!'?"

I said screw it and ordered a pre-built computer this time around. I usually do it myself but for the cost of the preconfigured systems it's almost cheaper and a whole easier. Here are the specs on what I bought: AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D (8-core) Processor MSI Pro X870-P WiFi Motherboard NVIDIA® GeForce RTX™ 5070, 12GB Graphics 32GB (2 x 16GB) DDR5 5200MHz RAM 2TB PCIe® NVMe™ M.2 Solid State Drive I will die SO much quicker with this computer, I can hardly wait!

Why cool your PC when you can just toss a pack of hot dogs in there, use 'em as a heatsink, and eat 'em while your playing?!? UNLIMITED HOT DOGS WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOUR HOT DOG! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Being (52)Zapper (76)Truck33 (55)

do it 2x32 dimms for to keep dual channel mode

after warranty if want total water cool can add GPU, chipset and reservoir highest point of loop and can put rad anywhere for liquid, think current system uses water wetter & distilled water smds i use distilled water 60/40 propylene for when winter come for i put rad outside @ -15°C (5° F) note is safer than water wetter for find propylene in skin products

sweat case just a note that is water is heavier than air the rad should have in / out connections face the ceiling (towards) to allow self priming of air out of rad what good is a not full rad for air is a insulator an will not transfer the heat to rad to cool fluid i know for made the brand names stop plagiarizing me for gave a underdog company that not take my work and knocked them copy cats (Bill Adams) off the crown in water cooling aka cyberzone forgot to ask watercooler a all in one sealed unit ? than have in/out bottom for not to cavitate pump if low on fluid for over time the fluid is leached from the tubing. separated water parts: looking at case the left side (backside MB) with 3 fans your rad ? if is the in/out is at top of case Note: no short elbows on rad, use long swept elbows, if want to go fancy use hard pipe to move the fluid and the reservoir highest point of loop to self bleed the air out of circuit.

@KaptCrunch a few other details I should have included: 360mm liquid CPU cooling system Three side case fans and one in the back.

Happy Birthday everyone.

you can update from Samsung Magician dashboard or thier site

Happy Birthday

Little @baldie was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little @baldie said, "Oh, right." Satisfied with the answer he went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later @baldie came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Rob's mum wants to talk to you."

Nice one @RobMc

is pre-lube...... kick start the juices

Happy Birthday everyone.

An American tourist in Dublin decided to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wandered around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After awhile, he found himself in a very high class neighbourhood.....big, stately Georgian residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. After all those pints he really, really had to go. Soon he found a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decided to use the wall to solve his problem. As he was unzipping, he was tapped on the shoulder by Police Officer Murphy, who said, "What might you be doing?" "I'm very sorry, officer," replied the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Right," said Officer Murphy, " follow me". He led him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opened. "In there," pointed the officer. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want." The American entered and found himself in the most beautiful garden he had ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he had the cop's blessing, he unburdened himself and was greatly relieved. As he went back through the gate, he said to the officer, "That was really decent of you...is that what you call "Irish Hospitality?" "No sir," replied Officer Murphy, "that is what we call the English Embassy".

Just putting in a comment to hear about all the fun, you all know why...

Budman was staggering home with a small bottle in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. “Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”