little_old_man

So says the person I got all of my inventory from.

LOL, that's the pot calling the kettle black. Here is your theme song Window. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHGXwQeUk7M

Wow, I've never heard of him and the studio is a mile from my house. I'll have to check it out.

I know of him, but getting an appointment to see him is nearly impossible. His mom refuses to let anybody into the presidential office (her basement).

Funny you say that after the dog pics are posted.

It's about 79 here today. Just a lot of sunshine and green stuff growing everywhere. Even the bees think it's spring. I saw a swarm hanging in a tree this morning.

Francis Scott Key wrote the national anthem after a night of heavy drinking with British officers aboard that ship where he watched the battle of Baltimore that inspired the lyrics. It sounds like there must have been a lot of singing as well as drinking. Good video DJ.

Timing is everything, and you need to take the screen shot when the appropriate person is on top.

That's because he is the owner of every dick in those pictures.

More like dripper.

You old softy. I'll bet that's what the ladies call you.

Wow that sucks. I hope they caught the shooter.

My best friend from high school and best man at my wedding is the great grand son of John Wesly Hardin, the old west gunman so mean he once shot a man for snoring. His dad who I grew up fishing with is named Richard Hardin, but we all called him "Big Dick Hardin".

No, they wouldn't.

Ok Las tell the truth. Did a woman you sent a dick pick to respond with a link to this video, or was she just laughing hysterically?

Besides everybody on the COD2 servers that already own you, frequently.

I'm flattered, but only with women.

There are more bear attacks than you think by black bears with and without cubs. Some guy in New Jersey got killed last September and partially eaten. He even took pictures of the bear stalking him. What a way to go. Like coyotes, bears are learning to live closer to humans so encounters are becoming more common. I live in the middle of town and last week there was a dead coyote in the street around the corner from my house. No bears sightings yet but they're around as are the moutain lions. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/11/26/hiker-takes-tragically-chilling-cellphone-photos-of-300-pound-black-bear-stalking-him/

That was pretty good. Fortunately complete morons can be found practically anywhere and make for some great entertainment. Like these people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1KOBMg1Y8

Yeah but she couldn't bite my toe nails so I had to trade her in on a better model.

Mine is easy and I change it often. The longer the better. Here is my old one. eidolonFIREhasherpes-1

And he's still alive?

It kind of choked me up. Wish I could write that well.

My ex. I couldn't handle having a wife with no teeth.