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Germany lost, Brazil drew, Argentina drew, Italy isn't there and the French weren't that good in the first match. Dare to dream? (This should get a few people going!!!)

@Sonovabich Is this what you were looking for? https://malwaretips.com/blogs/remove-search-yahoo-com/

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young", who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth.” Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500. Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1,000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!" Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1,000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer" Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off. ENJOY YOUR DAY !! P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers.

Thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the incident in central Toronto yesterday. @Unchileno , are you and your loved ones OK?

4.54 litres!

We don't use measures like that here which is why I used a calculator to convert litres into American gallons for you. If someone says "ounces" to me, I think of the sixteen in every pound of weight (but, of course, our foodstuffs are generally labelled in the metric system nowadays).

The equivalent price in the UK for a (US) gallon of juice is $6.40.

About right. They've invented something over here called a "smart motorway" so the Highways Agency operators can p*ss themselves laughing at the queues formed on the M1. They change the speed limit, shown on a gantry above the roadway, to some figure - let's say "40 mph" - when we're crawling along at about 3mph! I hate driving and I hate f***in' cars. I filled the tank up for only the second time this year, the other day - that shows you how much driving I do... If I need to get oop north, the high speed trains are the way to go - 125mph vs 3mph!

When our Prime Minister sent a letter to Mr YouMustBe F***ingJoking... https://www.indy100.com/article/theresa-may-cchq-conservative-campaign-letter-blunder-laura-8299096

The term "liberal" has a fundamentally different meaning in your country to that in ours where a Liberal Democrat Party exists. https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/liberal The great statesman Winston Spencer Churchill was a member of the Liberal Party from 1904 and served in the Liberal government. I shall say no more as this is teetering towards a forbidden topic that would see the thread consigned to dark room of the Politics forum... (Hopefully, the linguistic and historical references keep it out that area.)

English roast dinners and gravy! Sports stadia. Latin...

One can use only that force that is reasonably necessary in the circumstances. Whether the level of force is reasonable is determined by a jury in a crown court on many occasions. If one kills/seriously injures an intruder, the likelihood is that one would be arrested and possibly tried. Fortunately, in the case RobMc mentioned, a decision has been made not to prosecute the old man.

Congratulations and...me also, please. (I remembered not to ask for them too early this time.)

A burglary *victim* not only has to deal with the trauma of invasion of his home and an alleged threat from an armed intruder but then the stress of confinement in a police station at the age of 78! There has to be a better way of dealing with such incidents. I know all sudden deaths require investigation but who's the real victim?

I wouldn't even go into the centre of our coastal town after dark. A man was randomly stabbed on a night out recently. I don't think anywhere is immune from this mindless violence. If the judiciary began locking people up automatically for knife possession, it could be a deterrent!

@RobMc mp_byalistok already has tanks and half-tracks available. However, I think @Labob has already turned off the feature by now...

Happy Easter everyone! We're trying out a new "Easter Egg" function on the DM2 server, today, having recognised that some players enjoy driving tanks and not all the maps contain them. Our resident mapping and coding maestro, Labob, has been tinkering again and has produced an entertaining addition to those maps that currently lack tanks/half-tracks. If you find yourself playing such a map and would prefer to be driving such a vehicle, just type the following (minus the quote marks) into text chat: "!tank". You'll then have a random tank/half-track spawn ahead of you. Obviously, especially on the smaller maps, there isn't room for loads of them so the feature is limited and you may have to type the command into text several times until you are allocated a !tank slot. It only works on maps without tanks, remember. Enjoy and do, please, let us have your feedback. If it's popular, it may be rolled out across other COD5 servers. Thank you, Labob, once again for all your hard work!

Looks like a load of bull to me... Collecting testicles FFS?!

I think you summed it up perfectly. As all these so-called "ill effects" happen over time, one gets to an age when it is futile to change ones ways as any "damage" has already been done! I'm not giving up my strong Americano!

Stories like this appear in the media frequently - some saying it is good for you and others saying it is harmful. I pay little attention to them personally (especially if they are published by "news" papers!).

(Belatedly.)

Old Timer Medal awarded. I have to wait until I am 66 before I can receive an old age pension. The b**tards have additionally ensured that I cannot receive the full sum by raising the qualifying period of employment from 30 to 35 years (after I f***in' retired!). I turned 60 last month but we don't even get a bus pass down here from the lousy Tory county council! Live long and prosper, John.