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Shamu Looks like Player name is whatever you applied with Steam. I have not seen any way to change except perhaps by editing the Steam account. I think that is what has just fucked me completely... Looks like I shall have to uninstall game and possibly Steam as well and reinstall. This is a real pain in the arse.

Oh, this is really sweet... Now I can't even run the f***in' game!!! (This is a RETAIL purchase from Amazon, btw, and has sweet f*** all to do with f***in' Steam!)

Two things I don't like about this game already and I need some help with the first, please: i) has anyone figured out how to edit the player name away from what you're given?? ii) you have to unlock the ability to add a clan tag and it doesn't look as if any characters other than alpha-numeric are accepted i.e. one cannot put the > and < either side of XI... I'm keeping my clan tags off until I can sort out the player name issue. I'm at Level 9 now and Level 10 unlocks the ability to edit the player card so I hope that is connected.

Sonovabich Also all i can find are British servers? Er, you haven't got a filter active, have you?? I see over 8000 till I filter them down!

Sonovabich Also all i can find are British servers Er...you haven't got a filter active, have you?

Nice! Great job!

SgtHarryWeezer - COD7, etc. We need a COD7 forum set up on the web site. I'm sure there will be a lot of questions with this game and that's the place to put them. Also, any guesstimate on when our servers will be up tomorrow? I won't get the game installed until Tuesday evening but I'm sure our retired members and those who will be calling in sick (heh heh) will be chomping at the bit.... Good suggestion, Harry - there needs to be a "home" for the supported game. At the moment, we're using "Other Games", of course. My understanding is that the clan will be hosting two servers so my question is whether these will be public servers from the start or will access be managed or restricted to members only initially? I'd imagine that demand will be high judging by the numbers of people posting to say they've pre-ordered and we don't yet know how many slots each server will support. If we're going to use the stock maps (I guess it'll take a while before others are designed or converted) then I gather than most are medium sized. My copy is on its way and should be installed before you guys in the States and Canada get out of bed... At least that gives me a few hours to practise before you start blowing me up!

A really in-depth look at multi-player from Gamespot! http://uk.gamespot.com/shows/now-playing/?event=now_playing_call_of_duty_black_ops20101101

Humour about marriage Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing? You've been reading ourmarriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.' --------------------------------------------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?' Wife: 'Yes or No.' ____________________________________ Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Whydear?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, Ilook at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am foryou.' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what otherproblem can there be greater than this one?' -------------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share allyour worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don'thave any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' -------------------------------------------------------- Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad thismorning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' ________________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you havemarried me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have marriedyou, no matter WHO left you a fortune!' ---------------------------------------------------------- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yoursforever. The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' ------------------------------------------------------- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me,my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I likeyour sense of humour!' Husbands are husbands A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hithim round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper withthe name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week andJenny was the name of the horse I bet on.' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wifebashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking himunconscious. Upon regaining consciousness the man asked why she hadhit again. Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!'

Has anyone else noticed how the Admins get to be post whores first? However, their posts are usually worth reading! Well done, Markoff, even if you won't out-gobshite some others!

Yes, it has been widely publicised already. It looks like a man in drag who has cut himself shaving and is trying to stop the flow of blood. Consider this - in a society that uses time travel, what is the likelihood that bulky handheld devices will still be used for communication. Oh, there's the slight problem that, as the technology hadn't been invented all the way back then, there were no cell masts anywhere. Finally, and most importantly, there is no DeLorean anywhere in the clip and we all know one needs one of those travelling at 88mph to go anywhere in time!

Very pleased to see you on the forums, Yorkie! Hope the app goes well as I prefer to have my ass kicked by members!

MARKOFF>XI< wtf...lol helloooooooooooooooooooo bob ?1,2, or 3 hhahahahahahahahahhahahahahh beers you better start leaning ducth .... I think he believes that, if he speaks nicely to them, they will send him a few cases of Amstel!

Welkom op de forums, Karel! You're right, credit - I learned more Dutch in the last few months than ever before!

Hope to read good news, later, bro! Good luck!

Welkom op de forums, Andre!

Yes, Chile's right. This is Paradise! A restaurant serving fine food (who else has visited the website and checked out the menu?? ) next to boats and the sea with beer on draught, white rum and excellent company. I could never go...I wouldn't come back!!! (It's gone to the top of my list when I win the lottery, though!) Again, a superb photo slideshow, Olive!

Let us share the prayer said before the Caregiver of the Year Dinner in Omaha, USA, delivered by an elderly lady with a great sense of timing. Amen!

Here's the launch trailer! T minus 8 days and counting! http://www.gameshadow.com/gamepedia/13266b/call_of_duty_black_ops/videos/launch_trailer/

SgtHarryWeezer That's a horrible thing to do to a kid. Bastards. I agree. Pyschological child abuse. No more of this sick shit on our forums please.

Milky Now this in controversial.. but i have actually heard a french dude saying this that UK and USA werent in the war and that France didnt need USA to win the war.. so just so you know the French didnt need you guys... hmm????? Ignore such morons and be proud of and remember with honour our heroes:

Over here it was...

SgtHarryWeezer Had Japan not attacked us when it did, it would have eventually, as would have Germany. Thanks, our British friends, for holding 'em off until we could get over there. And by the way, about that business where you burned down the White House... LMAO! Harry, you are a star, my friend! If it's not the "we saved your asses" speech, it's the "we whipped your asses" one! LOL! As for the White House, I guess we're in deep crap because there are many Irish in America and they haven't forgiven us for Oliver Cromwell yet!

Gorilla>XI< My Grandfather faught Romel in Africa, And Yes I speak German voluntarily also. Lest you forget that the Canadians and Australians, and almost every other English speaking nation payed for all of our freedom. As a member of the Royal British Legion, my friend, I am unlikely to forget... My wife's uncle was a Lt Colonel in the New Brunswicks of Canada, stationed locally here and we have a military cemetery full of the fallen of that nation, from two wars, five miles from our home. My mother, who ran a Royal Air Force kitchen, fed some of the pilots from Poland, Czechoslovakia and elsewhere who took to the skies over England to fight off the Luftwaffe in 1940. This is Acting Pilot Officer Billy Fiske, from Brooklyn NY, the first American RAF pilot to be killed, in August 1940: We mustn't forget the brave Yanks who, ahead of their own country's conflict with the enemy, came over to the UK and signed up with the RAF as RAF pilots. Whilst we finally managed to repay the monetary debt owed to the USA, in 2006, we cannot repay the debt of blood.