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UnChileno - UFO EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.. Here's what you have to do, Chile...

[X] Mad Cow Yep, that was a pretty scary ride. I was a happy cow til that anal probe... There's gotta be something else out there...what a waste of space and gasses if we were alone in the universe! Ah, you've watched the "Contact" movie, too!

What do they think will be achieved by that? I believe mail order is as popular in the States as it is over here...

I think the bullets are travelling faster as I am being shot more often...

UnChileno Welcome...never seen him on COD 5.....He could not hack it... Yes, he plays CoD5, Chile. You'll run into some of his bullets eventually!

Good to see you on the forum,sna8ke. I found your rifle...

Belle I could only watch about 35 seconds of that ....... "Wow" is right Likewise. I consider it tantamount to child abuse and find nothing amusing about it, personally. I hope the authorities over there follow this up and prosecute under any available laws.

Welcome to the clan, ENG4INE! Blow you up again later!

OK , you got me going now...

Many, many, many congratulations! I agree with Stevie...

It's only fair, with Chile posting girls' hind quarters on the forum gratuitously that someone should look after the ladies and give them a treat too... So, I present the "Keg Of The Day"!

MARKOFF>XI< - UPDATE ON SAVAGE SAM I spoke with Savage Sam recently. You'll have seen from Mikey's post that Savage Sam sustained some serious injuries to his leg during a motorbike accident. Sam has asked me to share with you the crash details and his current recovery situation. Sam took a bend with a passenger on board. When the bike tilted to the side as expected, the passenger who hadn't been on the back of a bike for several years, instead of leaning with the bike, sat upright which caused the foot peg of the bike to hit the floor and bounced the bike sending it into the central reservation. The passenger escaped with minor injuries but Sam came close to severing his leg but for the muscle which held it in tact. As in one of the pictures Mikey posted which looked like an exhaust pipe burn but it was actually the muscle from the back of his leg holding it together! He is now in the process of being treated in two hospitals in an effort to save his leg. As you can imagine, he's trying to keep his spirits up. Naturally he's out of contact via the internet and will have at least another 5 weeks in hospital. If anyone wants to speak to him, please let me know and I will pass on his mobile number (after getting his permission of course). I'll contact him regularly and pass on comments etc if you wish. Cheers Markoff Thanks for the update, mate - I've been wondering how our team member was doing. I'll PM regarding contact. I guess this happened in Essex somewhere? Due to the severity of the injuries, I guess he might have been transferred to a hospital specialising in orthopaedic surgery?? If he's within a day's return drive from me, I'd be happy to pay him a welfare visit, though guess booze and the like would be viewed as "contraband" within the hospital. He's probably on some much stronger stuff!

Hope there isn't a storm surge if you're going to the beach! I thought the idea was to take cover/ seek shelter! Batten down the hatches, folks, and stay safe.

ENGLAND 4 BULGARIA 0

Looks like there's major damage in the city centre. Detailed news, info and pictures available at http://www.nzherald.co.nz/

I have just read of the magnitude 7 quake that hit Christchurch, New Zealand earlier. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/newzealand/7981252/New-Zealand-7.0-earthquake-reduces-buildings-to-rubble-in-Christchurch.html This is where our buddy NITRO lives so I'm hoping he and his family and friends are OK. Though some buildings have been destroyed and there are injuries, there is no mention of any fatalities at the moment. Once power and phones have been restored, hopefully we'll hear from him. [in recent years, we've experienced two quakes here in the SE UK (believe it or not!!!) but the stronger first one that knocked out power and phones and shook us all up a little was less than a 5.]

ENG4INE Sorry I should have been more clear, I am a LEO (Law Enforcement Officer). Roger that! Yoohoo! COP! ROZZER! OLD BILL! I can hear those plants being torn up already... LMAO!

ENG4INE - Greetings Hey everyone my name is Paul. I am a 26 year old vetran of the US Army. Currently work late watch as a LEO. I have been playing COD 2 for 4 years. A friend of mine talked me into buying WaW from wal-mart for 30 bucks and I have made XI freeze tag and DM my unofficial home ever since. I enjoy long walks on the beach, sipping fine wine and having my feet rubbed. No really thats BS, I like drinking freezing cold beer while killing all of you in the game for fun. Good to see you on the forum, mate! We've played quite a few games of CoD5 together already. LEO? Did my 30 years and got out in 2008 - now drawing a pension and pleased! Look forward to more games in the future. As I used to say to my guys and gals, "Let's be careful out there". (OK, I stole it from Hill Street Blues!)

UnChileno - LMAO... OK...SO IM STUCK IN THE 80,S...I USE TO DANCE JUST LIKE HIM...HAD THE SAME RED SOCKS,,TOO...LMAO.. You'd have impressed us more if you'd have said you had a girl in a short red dress like he did! LOL!

A DEER WITH A TASTE FOR BEER http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/7974883/Chinese-deer-gets-a-taste-for-beer.html?utm_source=tmg&utm_medium=TD_7974883&utm_campaign=video0209pm As it's Chinese beer, I wouldn't call it a waste of beer. I do wonder if it's cruelty to an animal though...

Enjoy the game! Similarly, my son and I will be catching the train to London tomorrow afternoon to see a football match (you call it "soccer", I know). It's the first qualifying game for the Euro 2012 Championship and England will be facing Bulgaria. Here's the view inside Wembley Stadium (it seats 90,000).

Happy Birthday, Greywolf!

Problem solved - thanks guys! (I managed to connect briefly and then discovered I hadn't patched CoD4...doh! All done now and the Star Wars mod was very entertaining even if I was crap!)

sgtdanko>xi< try conecting trough x fire ? I have launched the game both through X-Fire and via desktop with the same result. Is there a way of specifying the server in X-Fire before the game itself loads?? PS: Eureka! I might have found it in X-Fire! (Will report back...)