(Dedicated to all my wonderful friends on the CoD5 servers...)
A grenade from my Springfield is best,
said Beers as he lectured the rest,
But the range is a puzzle as often the muzzle
Fires into the ground
What a mess!
UnChileno was sniping one day
As he sat on a stacked pile of hay
"Bastardo!", he cried,
as he suddenly died...
The keg's knife had come into play!
Mazdarati was prone in the pass
Playing freezetag with a custom class
When Magnus did spot her,
he aimed and shot her!
Oh my, what a pain in the neck...
Mikey Junior was up on a roof
He's a very adventurous youth!
Damit1 on the scene,
Emptied his magazine
Now young Mikey's in bits - how uncouth!
TSW Eight Point Five
Could 've made Nine if he'd still been alive
But he pointed his gun
At a superior One
And there was no chance that he could survive!
AH1 is an asshole, they say
Having chosen that handle one day
But I cannot think
That fine gentleman would sink
To choosing his anus to play!