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However, a map download provides a useful break from the action if one is a beer-drinker requiring the bathroom...

Arioch_Grey - greetings A big hello to you all . My name's Darren i live in a shitty little place called Britain where the broadband is slow, the weather is crap and everyone is trying to screw you for something. I have been playing WaW for a few months now and came across your freeztag mod by accident , i was instantly smitten the teamwork was excellent the banter amusing and the people friendly (even the ones trying to kill you). I have now tried a few of the other servers you guys and gals run and they all seem heads above the rest . Keep up the good work and I will see you on the field . Happy Hunting Darren Welcome to the forum, Arioch! Pleased you like our company on the Cod5 FT server. Do visit often! If you exclude greedy bankers, corrupt politicians, low-life scum-bag gangsters and the like, the rest of our fair country is actually rather pleasant, I reckon! And the broadband isn't bad if one lives reasonably close to a telephone exchange.

And the claymores are usually survivable...

Happy Birthday to those celebrating today: Squid baldiemeat BROMODROSYS Tikifam MgN Exitus Have a good one!

If the site's down, I assume it's being worked on and go and play a game. I agree with others that it's an awesome piece of work and the Architect deserves much applause for its creation and maintenance. Bravo!

It's all Dutch to me... I never knew Beers was such a cunning linguist! Maybe he ought to change his name to "teveel bieren"?

I reckon we should just treat it as a way of ensuring our liver and kidneys are still working as we get older... Cheers!

And I thought the BKBOB/BOB prefix meant they were already in another clan... Guess that just confirms my idiot credentials! Very handy players, all of them, and fun to play with!

Have you tried Tools>Options>Never Remember History ?

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person: QUOTE FROM HAROLD I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and spirits into urine. I do it every day and I really enjoy it. Harold should be an inspiration to us all.

Dog for Sale Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch! Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent Guard Dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighbourhood for him to eat. Most people know him as 'O Shit'

Oh, that's not good. Look forward to seeing you back in-game soon Johnny! Hope everything was backed up... I did a family "tech support" job, last weekend, and that took hours just getting a new machine set up out of the box. Halfway through we discovered his broadband modem wasn't supported by Windows 7 so had to go out and buy a new router/modem. The job took about nine hours getting everything set up with new drivers, software installation etc but it was good to get it done.

Bushape The best hash that I ever had was from a cop. Lebanese blonde hash, nice peppery aroma. They have all of the good shit. Glad you are happy with your medals. Give him a pot smokers medal so he can show that to his chief. lmao Seriously, you have the most dangerous job in the world, with all of the unknown shit that could happen. Just give him a medal for that. So can I have more hash now? lol Chile needs another medal for having the most medals. lol Good idea, Bush'! "Medal whore"? LOL!

USAPLISKEN - Action gamers make better drivers, soldiers, surgeons Action gamers make better drivers, soldiers, surgeons Presumably not while actually playing, though By Lewis Page • Get more from this author Posted in Biology, 14th September 2010 09:39 GMT Free whitepaper – The Register Guide to Enterprise Virtualization Stateside brain experts say that their latest research indicates that playing action video games makes people more able to make correct decisions quickly under time pressure - potentially turning them into superior drivers, soldiers or surgeons. "It's not the case that the action game players are trigger-happy and less accurate: They are just as accurate and also faster," says cognitive researcher Daphne Bavelier. "Action game players make more correct decisions per unit time. If you are a surgeon or you are in the middle of a battlefield, that can make all the difference." Bavelier and her colleagues have proved this by carrying out a study in which a group of people who had not played video games previously were set to play either action offerings Call of Duty 2 and Unreal Tournament or slo-mo strategy yawnfest The Sims 2. Afterwards, the study participants were asked to perform tasks against the clock in which they had to look or listen, decide what was happening and answer a simple question - for instance, is an erratically-moving group of dots migrating left or right. The action-games group were able to give answers significantly faster than the strategists, with no loss of accuracy.According to Bavelier and her colleagues, the process of playing fast-moving action games trains the brain's natural processes of "probabilistic inference", the means whereby it can build a decision by rapidly and constantly collecting pieces of information. "The brain is always computing probabilities," explains Bavelier. "As you drive, for instance, you may see a movement on your right, estimate whether you are on a collision course, and based on that probability make a binary decision: brake or don't brake." The researchers' new study, Improved Probabilistic Inference as a General Learning Mechanism with Action Video Games, can be read here by subscribers to the journal Current Biology. ® see honey gaming is good for you LOL Guess you hadn't read my post of 1313 today??? Now, what was being said about the observation skills of gamers??! LOL!

wickedwelk hay deejaykeg your right i am challenged on the hair front , have you been sitting at your computer fantasizing over the clan member pics again lmao and foofighter if i can have one for being a whiner ill take it coz then ill have the same number as you hehe One day you'll get one of these, if you're a good boy...

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays. The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke.' The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.' Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.. ' Same for me,' says the emu. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me mate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?' 'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!' 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.' says the man. Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the bloody emu?' The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.

Further evidence of something that's been said for a long time about reaction times... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/14/action_games_make_you_a_finer_human_being/

I thought you were a slaphead, Wicked?? You have to wait till you retire before you can earn the drunk medal!

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD This is AMAZING!!! If you never fully understood how to tell the difference between Male and Female Birds and always thought it had to be determined surgically....read on..... Below are two birds..... Study them closely..... See if you can spot which of the two is the Female. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.

Many congratulations to our new Admins!

PnBear funny Statistics & Facts The population of Fort Gay is approximately 852 (1990). The approximate number of families is 391 (1990). The amount of land area in Fort Gay is 2.054 sq. kilometers. The amount of surface water is 0.15 sq kilometers. The distance from Fort Gay to Washington DC is 321 miles. The distance to the West Virginia state capital is 57 miles. (as the crow flies) Fort Gay is positioned 38.11 degrees north of the equator and 82.59 degrees west of the prime meridian. Location Fort Gay location: in the southeastern part of the county, near the border of Kentucky History & History Related Items Fort Gay history: The first settler in the area was Samuel Short who came about 1796. His cabin was built near where Fort Gay stands today. In 1789, Charles Vancouver and 10 companions built a log fort and attempted a settlement on land surveyed in 1770 by John Frye for George Washington. The town was initially known as Cassville and became the first incorporated town in the area. The incorporation date was 13 November 1875. The first mayor was Jas. H. Marcum. The recorder was John C. romans and the councilmen were Calahan Beaire, Wayne Ferguson, William H. Frasher, Stephen M. Marcum and Samuel Short. In 1883, a fire destroyed almost the entire business section. In 1884, the local fire department was founded?

Queer way of looking at things if ever I saw one...

Seems he is safe, well and...posting on the forum!!! Good to see you back NITRO! How was it?