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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids..." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher....."

It looks like you are far from alone in experiencing this... https://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield_one/comments/5a3piu/psa_for_those_with_ranks_reset/

Thanks for sharing the pics - looks to have been a blast. I was wondering how that plastic five pound note found its way there then saw that had attended.

Check out the Virus Bulletin for the top-rated AV programs: https://www.virusbulletin.com/testing/results/latest/vb100-antimalware Some of those mentioned above are in the table. How each performs (and impacts) on your system will, I have found, be determined by the specs of your machine. Some are demanding on resources so one can forget about doing anything else whilst they are updating etc. If you choose a free solution, it is worth reading the terms and conditions especially the privacy policy. AVG (Free) is an example of a program that monitors your web usage (but, if you are using Windows 10 already, perhaps you aren't that bothered... ). I have favoured the paid-for version of AVG for some years as it is relatively stable and well-behaved. It is important, however, to disable the automatic checks for updates if one is playing games as I have found these crash the PC in-game. Better to schedule the update checks for when one is not playing.

I use Speccy. https://www.piriform.com/speccy

It was reported on by AJ not produced by them. We have access to many news sources in Europe.

Whilst I haven't seen "Vikings", I doubt its authenticity as a reliable telling of what history is recorded, as I doubt anything produced as a work of fiction or entertainment. See: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/apr/09/is-vikings-historically-accurate For an explanation of the reasons for the Battle of Hastings, this official history is useful: https://history.blog.gov.uk/2016/01/05/the-death-of-edward-the-confessor-and-the-conflicting-claims-to-the-english-crown/ The English noblemen at Agincourt might have been descended from Vikings but the soldiers would not have shared their ancestry. Even today, our genes remain largely Anglo-Saxon.

Henry V, the victorious English king, was a descendant of William I.

The 950th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings - the last successful invasion of England - has just taken place with a reenactment of the decisive conflict in Sussex. William the Conqueror, Duke of Normandy, took the crown after King Harold II was killed (supposedly by an arrow through an eye).

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Another false conspiracy theory. (Hint: Google before you spread this disinformation.) http://www.snopes.com/u-s-caught-repainting-fighter-jets-to-russian-colors/ https://theaviationist.com/2014/09/02/f-18-russian-camo-video/

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

As hxtr says... http://youtu.be/XoHhA5NTG-k

Do you mean Windows restart on system failure? If so, that can be toggled on or off and you should be able to enable it if it is disabled.

If the Pub Landlord (Al Murray) doesn't manage to upset someone, I am going to be surprised!

As a young child, I saw a cinema billboard advertising the movie on show and starring...Clint Eastwood. The type was in capital letters and I did ask my father who (you guessed it) was! I didn't get a thick ear but I didn't receive an answer either! I don't like the word, don't use it and wouldn't dream of doing so in the presence of a lady. If you're interested in the true etymology, read all about it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt

I think we've discussed, on another thread, the old days of dial-up. How did we cope with V23 (75bps up and 1200bps down)? When I used the bulletin boards at V21 (300/300), I'd sit there watching the terminal program produce dots across the screen as I downloaded freeware. Talk about excitement...

Nothing's getting fast here. We still use damp string, strung over the fields, in the English countryside. I expect to remain at 3.4 Mbps down and <500kbps up for years to come.

Ditch Yahoo, Gmail, Outlook.com, Hotmail etc. If you want an email account that isn't breached every five minutes, have a look at Fastmail. It isn't free but you get what you pay for... https://www.fastmail.com/

mohdm6 is an alternative (and IMHO inferior) version of the Stalingrad maps we already have. The "db_snowypark" appears identical to that we already have.

A good find! It looks a pretty map and I look forward to playing it soon.