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Who? Oh...you! Yeah, what 'Beers said!

Celebrate the joy you have shared and, whenever the time comes, may those memories assuage the grief you will have to endure. I knew neither of my grandfathers who died in 1939 and the 1950s and, now a grandfather myself, am prevented from being a part of my grandchild's life in any way. You've been lucky and so has he. Be strong for your family.

Enjoyed the Invictus Games, held in Orlando, Florida. Buy the single and help the foundation!

@DogYears You have the means to mute any player to whom you do not wish to listen within the games. The servers are adult and language is not restricted beyond use of racist terms.

Belatedly...

(Sigh) It's a game not a simulation...

Pleased to read that it's going well so far. My brother had one of these removed, years ago, and it seems to have cleared the problem. However, it is a reminder that one can get too much sun - reassuring for a Brit who spends much of the year under grey cloud getting wet!

Here's the OP's complaint, translated via Google Translate - one can get the gist of what he is saying, though I do not care for his apparent unfounded allegations against XI clan members... Maybe he doesn't understand that extra points can be earnt by killing dogs, for example? There is a dedicated and concerned Admin team here, all of whom will respond to genuine concerns (backed up by video ideally). "because the game is no longer officially supported by pb it is easy or cheats to use hacks. I'm not the best player but unfortunately I have to say quite clearly that this cod server is increasingly becoming a hacker / cheater server. unfortunately I do not know how I can make ingame videos have since quite a few things that can not be so clear. Unfortunately betrift the also own XI people which do not entirely without hack or cheat, be it in the score because how can it be that is when you have the same kills and assist, yet almost 100 points behind the other ??? and the first kill I had also so can it not be so. furthermore, it can not be I can schiesen the all other through all walls but not although I ectra to this have percks. the other one or the other map knows better than me ok I can live with the few daber always know where is the other gade is also funny and this shit bunny hopping is only what can not lose for people. because that has been made to the game to support to small or to jump trees and other obstacles and not to jumpen houses corners !!! may be this is allowed with you but those things hurt the game rather than to use it. the in was real makes it even none. would thus not too close tretten but that annoys me for some time and the time takes the whole tend to so I had to write the whole time simply. I join only on your server because I mod horny find these and you are actually a very good troops with dennen it has always fun until now to gamble !!!"

Damp and foggy along the coast in Kent. We had so much garden work planned for this weekend but the weather prevented that and I have had to watch live football every day instead...

Today is the feast day of England's patron saint, St. George. I shall be imbibing some Bombardier "Glorious English" later in his honour! Bang On! Huzzah! (NB: The United Kingdom is comprised of four countries, the others being Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Their patron saints are Andrew, David and Patrick respectively.)

Apple's done with the Windows version that has security holes in it so time for it to go... http://www.wired.com/2016/04/uninstall-quicktime-on-windows/

Puns for Educated Minds! How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. Jokes about German sausages are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. When chemists die, apparently they barium. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble. Broken pencils are pretty much pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough. Velcro - what a rip off!

30 years here, this year. I usually say,"There's no need to have a cow!" and that settles things...I think... If you haven't seen this educational video about men's and women's brains, you'll find it useful:

You should be able to download the mod automatically when you join the server. All the COD5 server IP addresses need updating in the downloader - I expect will get around to it eventually. In the meantime, the maps will come down one by one when each game finishes.

Adobe has released an update to protect against a zero-day threat that is being actively exploited to install ransomware. If you have not done so already, it is advised that you should update your copies now. (Disabling automatic activation would also add some protection against malicious use.) Link to download: https://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/

Welcome, Sgt Wacky!

Do remember, folks, that the other COD5 Free-for-all server is very much alive and kicking!

Happy Hxtr Day!

Many thanks to @@Labob for his skill in devising a new fun feature for the Custom Maps DM2 server! You may have read about the autonomous, chaotic deer in a modded GTA V server recently. Our mapping and modding supremo has ported this to CoD WaW! Initially, whilst it is being tested, it will only be available on the DM2 server so don't try this on DM1, Sniper or Freezetag maps. It only works on maps featuring tanks (such as Gits Tanks and Byalistok) because he has modified the model of a tank and turned it into a deer that is fully automated and moves around the map randomly. To activate the autonomous deer on a tank map, type the word "deer" into the text chat (minus quote marks). (Note: you cannot drive the deer like a tank - it moves by itself.) The deer can only be activated once every five minutes so, if it wanders off the map or into a minefield, players have to wait until it can respawn. Unlike the GTA V deer, it is not indestructible but bullets have no effect. You must have rocket-propelled grenades or sticky nades in your load-out to blow it up. If hit by a molotov cocktail, it makes random noises. So, remember to type "deer" and let the chaos begin!