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It has been announced that comedian Ronnie Corbett has died, aged 85. RIP.

It's called the Ducbox and you'll find it on the home page of this web site.

Grand Theft Auto deer causes chaos in game worldhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-33521984 How I wish we could have random deer in COD4 and COD5!

That is terribly sad news, 'Beer, and you, Lori and your family will be in my prayers. May the wonderful memories of happier times spent together assuage your grief, my friend.

Thanks for your vigilance - we will look out for him.

Condolences to you, Loader and all of your family.

The dates of the Easter holiday tend to vary so here's the explanation as to why this happens: http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/determining-easter-date.html (As you requested @JohnnyDos ) There are signs that the various churches will be agreeing a fixed date in the future: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/when-is-easter-date-to-be-fixed-archbishop-justin-welby-pope-a6814781.html No meat and no booze here, tomorrow, but we're hosting Easter Sunday lunch with friends.

Belated birthday greetings, BB! Hope it was a greatly enjoyable one!

That is very sad news indeed. He will certainly be missed on the servers. Condolences to his family and friends.

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied – "My husband's cheque book!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband – the Master of the House'? Sales Girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 2nd floor." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret? Old man: I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one every day! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Husband to wife – "Today is a fine day." Next day he says: "Today is a fine day." Again next day, he says same thing – "today is a fine day." Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband – "since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What's the matter?" Husband: "Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you."

Halle Berry: Photo: Gage Skidmore (used under terms of CC licence).

Cabbage crates over the briny, isn't it?

Get well soon, Toes!

Congratulations @@baldie ! (I'll be making a similar post in a week's time!)

A friend shared this poem by American poet John Robinson Jeffers and I found it the most moving I had ever read. I share it with you now (you may need something to dry your eyes!). The House Dog's Grave (Haig, an English bulldog) I've changed my ways a little; I cannot now Run with you in the evenings along the shore, Except in a kind of dream; and you, if you dream a moment, You see me there. So leave awhile the paw-marks on the front door Where I used to scratch to go out or in, And you'd soon open; leave on the kitchen floor The marks of my drinking-pan. I cannot lie by your fire as I used to do On the warm stone, Nor at the foot of your bed; no, all the night through I lie alone. But your kind thought has laid me less than six feet Outside your window where firelight so often plays, And where you sit to read--and I fear often grieving for me-- Every night your lamplight lies on my place. You, man and woman, live so long, it is hard To think of you ever dying A little dog would get tired, living so long. I hope than when you are lying Under the ground like me your lives will appear As good and joyful as mine. No, dear, that's too much hope: you are not so well cared for As I have been. And never have known the passionate undivided Fidelities that I knew. Your minds are perhaps too active, too many-sided. . . . But to me you were true. You were never masters, but friends. I was your friend. I loved you well, and was loved. Deep love endures To the end and far past the end. If this is my end, I am not lonely. I am not afraid. I am still yours. Robinson Jeffers, 1941

Congratulations, Skuz'! 2+ years tags awarded. (Puzzled why your profile suggests you joined in 2010 though - maybe the admins were a bit backward in coming forward? )

Sounds like an XI meet? GD&R

Good to see you UP! Looking forward to your future forum posts on the way to clan membership?

1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad.... After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

CTF running well. Just have to visit it when there are players on it now...

Congratulations, Edd! May you enjoy happiness, prosperity and long life together.

Easily dealt with by changing Windows Update settings so one chooses which updates are downloaded. I haven't liked the way that Microsoft has pushed Win 10 and certainly would not want a "surprise upgrade"!

One day on the golf course, a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart. A very attractive woman, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise, came out onto her balcony and called out to him, Hey, are you okay? I'm fine, thanks," he replied after crawling out from under the cart. "You look frazzled, the woman said, Come up to my villa for a drink and I will help you get the cart up afterwards." "That's mighty nice of you," he answered, But I don't think my wife would like that." "Oh, come on, " the woman, a gorgeous brunette in a sexy bikini, insisted. I can see you've cut your head. It could be serious. Let me take care of that right away. I'm a nurse. She was very persuasive....and he was weak. "Well okay," he agreed, but added, "But my wife won't like it." After she bandaged his wound, she gave him a most welcome brandy. They talked a little about golf and he discovered she was an avid golfer with a four handicap. When he confessed to a weakness in his putting, she gave him a putting lesson holding him close and intimately as she did so. Finally he confessed, "I feel a lot better now, but I had better get going. I know my wife is going to be really upset with me being here with you." "Don't be silly! the woman said with a smile, She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart," he replied.