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Welcome! (You can fly in my helicopter now!)

And you thought all the health warnings about junk food and diabetes didn't apply to you... Thanks for the warning!

The only kaolin I know is the liquid kaolin and morph one used to buy when one had the sh*ts. You had to sign the poisons book at the pharmacy as it contained morphine hydrochloride. Sorted the guts out, though, and killed any griping pains. That was gen' kaolin all right. Oh...

Think you're a good gaming jet jock? Have a ride with the RAF's Typhoon Force over Wales and the English Lake District! Lots of low-level, high-velocity enjoyment and no 6G or sick bag to endure! Put your HD monitor to fullscreen and enjoy your flight. http://youtu.be/sjvgC1cKQGA

Will the maps still change every month?

Now that will get the beer cold... Chuck an extra log on the fire!

Let's see if we can keep this rolling for eleven months... Happy Birthday GG!

The half-century draws closer! Hope you're enjoying a grand celebration!

David Ruffin would have been 73 years old today if he hadn't taken drugs...

Oh my... How unfortunate! http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/01/17/this-is-why-canada-t-shirts-should-come-with-a-warning-label/

Episode 8. My favourite is the RHIB on top of the patrol boat!

It seems many owners are having trouble using this joystick in BF4 but a solution has been suggested here: http://4x.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/1pkwo7/bf4_joystick_throttle_issue/ Lots of discussion available a Google search away. I can help no further as I do not own this device. Good luck.

A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me." As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too." The lady said, "Thank you, how sweet of you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of water." "Coming up," said the bartender. As she finished that drink, a man, to her left, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink too." The lady said, "Thank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I'll have another Scotch, with two drops of water." "Coming right up," the bartender said. As he gave her the drink, this time, he said, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?" The old woman giggled, and replied, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."

It could be a good idea to copy all the text one has just typed onto the clipboard (CTRL-C) before leaving the editor. If you've just treated us all to a few paragraphs on the latest hot topic, it'd be a shame to lose it all if it hasn't posted correctly.

I'm a huge fan of Fleetwood Mac but, seriously, should a septuagenarian be making a comeback in this genre? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25726126 http://youtu.be/SjFmaKx9Lw4

A classic for @dadda2 and @JohnRambo (but which is which in the video??)

A bit of Northern humour - if you require translation, seek out SOB, WildBill et al and they'll tell you to b*gger off! Strangeways is a prison in Manchester, by the way!

That, I suspect, Harry, has more to do with Microsoft's non-adherence to web standards than the site's coding or performance... Firefox has to be the browser of choice...

Thanks, Edd! Quack! Quack!

Again! Now hold still while 'I keel you'!

Time for a song...

Whatever makes it stable is grand! Permanent FFA suits me down to the ground as I can't blow 'Beers up if he's on my team!

Welcome!