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He will...even if you're on his team!

The UK Prime Minister shouldn't be surprised that his attempt to look statesmanlike backfired! Read the article to see happened on Twitter! http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/06/twitter-mercilessly-parodies-david-camerons-barack-obama-phone-call-picture-4439125/

Whilst the actions of this young woman are ridiculous, they do not provide the evidence of a wider deterioration in the youth of today that you assert. I'd suspect that this case is highly unusual, even for litigious America. If it was not, it would not be newsworthy.

Don't forget to disable the dogs in this one @@2_MANY_BEERS Thought it was a fun map to play, otherwise.

The popularity of the OS and the sheer numbers of people who have opted not to upgrade to Vista or 7 says a great deal about how people regard the direction Microsoft has dragged us all in. Outlook Express was the most user-friendly mail client compared with what was foisted on us afterwards. I have no hesitation in pointing people towards Thunderbird these days. Whilst I recognise the dangers of retaining an unsupported operating system, I do not welcome its retirement. Windows 8 has flopped and I see this as a cynical way to strong-arm people into spending yet more cash on an OS upgrade. Personally, I have no intention whatsoever of paying a further £75 for an upgrade to 7 for my netbook. Instead, I shall stick two fingers up at Microsoft with a royal "screw you!" and buy a non-Microsoft tablet. Discontinuing an associated mobile broadband contract will save me around £120 pa that will offset the new hardware cost. If I feel adventurous, I can always stick Linux on the netbook...

Pope Francis inadvertently demonstrated his own fallibility during an address in St Peter’s Square when he mistakenly said the Italian word for “f---” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/the-pope/10673813/Pope-Francis-drops-F-bomb.html (Don't say 'cotza' to an Italian! )

"UNBELIEVABLE!" Congratulations, Johnny! The "Breakfeast (sic) Club" really cheers me up every morning!

There are many businesses based aboard boats on the English canals and this is an unusual one. It sells Staffordshire Oatcakes. This delicacy is available only around Stoke-on-Trent in Staffordshire and the oat-based bread is said to be a variation of the recipe for chapatis, an Indian bread enjoyed by the Staffordshire Regiment of the British Army when deployed to India in the 19th century. http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/content/articles/2006/04/19/local_heroes_oatcake_intro_feature.shtml We only get to eat them when we go out on our boat in Cheshire as the local store sells packets of them.

You need to move out of the data centre and get a regular house...

Welcome to the clan, Ayaq' - you have played with us for such a long time that is especially pleasing to see you join our ranks!

Condolences on your family's loss. This is obviously more than the announcement of a celebrity's passing. Having read the article, it seems his show was possibly the original one that has spawned lesser imitations through the decades that endure to this day? Looking back to that era, originality didn't seem to be the problem that it is today...

I wondered where you'd gone...

Wonderful news, Harry!

Girls Night Out: Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The next morning one husband called the other and said, "no more girls night out! my wife came back with no panties." The other husband said, "you think that's bad? mine came back with a card in her crack that read "from all of us at the fire station... we'll never forget you"!!

I think there may be a few who use this stuff so have a read. It isn't all bad news. Those who survive this drug may end up with low IQs or psychotic... http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn25092-cannabis-can-kill-without-the-influence-of-other-drugs.html#.UwfIqM4ZGmc

EU authorities have given the go-ahead for the production of a beer in Germany called... "Fucking Hell"! See: http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/controversial-brand-name-german-firm-wins-right-to-make-beer-called-fucking-hell-a-686305.html

@@2_MANY_BEERS This kid has been watching me!

http://youtu.be/KlrKxDGrEMs http://youtu.be/83I9El6C47A

I feel sorry for the woman buried under the snow...

Oh yeah? You forgot the wet weenie...