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HarryWeezer

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  1. 2cuteSue well, i agree with most everyone. I dont think shit will happen. But still i have one question.. When all the planets are in alignment like it was 640,000,000 years ago and we lost the dinosaures and all mankind then, ?? IDK if i got the timeframe right but that is still my thing... What happens with the aligning of the planets ? All the other bs that didnt happen like Y2K and end of the world talk for decades still never had this ONE factor... What happens when the planets align and gravitational shit solar storm fucks with the earths core or some bs like that? HAHAHA.... Planetary alignments have occurred for some five billion years and we're still here. The next one, according to NASA, is not in 2012, but Sept. 8, 2040, so we've got a lot more time to game. The dinosaurs went extinct about 65 million years ago, likely due to an asteroid impact (excepting those who, some claim, rode on Noah's Ark around 5,000 years ago and apparently, got eaten for dinner.)
  2. INDEED, it's the end of the world. There's no escaping it. But what you DO want to escape are the eternal fires. You should prepare yourself for the Great Rupture - er, Rapture, whatever, but signing all of your property over to me. I'm going straight to hell anyway, so I don't mind coveting your goods - and your women for that matter. Once you've done that, you will be absolved of all your sins. I'll even send you a signed statement to that effect for St. Peter. You should then go to Mt. Ararat and just sit there and await the end. If your women are ugly, bring them with you. If not, put them on a bus to my house. I'm here to help. I prefer cash. Just have a yard sale and send me the check.
  3. Buy a Nook. Kindle has a proprietary format you can convert to but you have to send to Amazon to have them do it, and they e-mail back to you, or download to your Kindle for a fee. With a Nook, you can use this program to convert everything (except AMZ Kindle format:) http://calibre-ebook.com/
  4. Kept shooting me in the balls, the bastard.
  5. That's the problem with broadcast "journalists." They're pussies who read from script, who wouldn't know a news story if they tripped over it, and who are mainly hired because of their good looks (except in this case)
  6. That's great Rockape! They're nice people.
  7. You and the Doctor have a wonderful holiday Hexe. We appreciate you folks and the comradery you have added to COD2 for many years!!!!
  8. Played 'em all but liked the pipe bombs and laser bombs in Duke 3D.
  9. Have a GREAT birthday Johnny
  10. Global warming my ass. Ice storm in NE Tenn took our power down Thursday night; out 24 hours. Winters are getting colder here with lots of snow. used to be we'd go 2-3 years and never see a flake. Fucking lying asshole Al Gore...
  11. Just did a column on MSE: http://timesnews.net/blogger.php?id=5&postid=7859
  12. killroy45xi GLAD YA FOUND US..... AND IN THIS CLAN YOU CAN SAY, SHIT , PISS ,CUNT, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, AND TITS!!!!! AND WHAT EVER ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You left out "fuck" you crosseyed son of a Macedonian slut.
  13. I regret to inform Ted's friends that a horrible thing happened to him day after his birthday. When he woke up from the drunken orgie he attended at the Hollywood Whore House, he found that while he was passed out in bed, somebody took a shit in his underwear. Horrible - can you imagine that happenening to you? Let's hope he soon discovers who the bastard was that perpetrated this dasdardly attack on his person.
  14. You fuck with the bull, you get the horn.....
  15. Fess up!!!! You had to blow him for it didn't ya?
  16. http://epicwinftw.com/2010/12/13/awesome-photos-call-of-duty-lego-ops/
  17. Pardon the interruption, but Bobslayer, my name is NOT Bob. Please cease slaying me forthwith, and focus on slaying the Bobs. I thank you.
  18. Damage_inc- - hey now. Finally , a clan with mature fun people.Im sick of all the kids and napolean little peepee server admins elsewhere.I enjoy the company here and have great fun .When Im not swearing out loud I find my ribs hurting form all the charactors makeing me laugh so much..I live in illinois near the wisconsin border ,Im 42 married with 4 kids.I used to play with a tight group that have long split apart.! started playing the valve games and day of defeat years ago.Bought cod for the heck and havent stopped playing all the cod games since.Ill kill ya later. You're goddamned right we are fun people. Maturity? Well, that's another matter. Delighted you found us. Enjoy!!!!!
  19. Where's the keyboard?
  20. That (and NYS taxes) is why I got the hell out of that god forsaken part of the world. keep warm Chile...
  21. I know it takes A LOT of time, but I'd also like to be able to make maps. I've always wanted to make one of my neighborhood where I grew up, so I could virtually walk down my street once again, up to my home, go up the stairs, and take a nap in my own bed. But I doubt I'd have the patience - I bought expensive home remodeling/architectural software and gave up trying to use it.
  22. She may blow this turkey at her leisure.
  23. I don't care what Wizid says about you, you sound OK to me (despite that you're from California.) Welcome to the land of the Idiots.
  24. That sounds better than some of my old bluegrass records. Thanks for sharing. My father played steel guitar in a country band for many years and we've got some of that. But it's on the even older wire recorder.
  25. What's up with that dog's ears?
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