HarryWeezer

Welcome Sissies (if you play freeze tag) or, Warriors, (if you play Ace Mod.)

Uh, fellows, just got a call from the Internet Commission on Pornography and they demand this thread be taken down immediately, or they will take legal action against XI. I said "never heard of them" and gave 'em your phoner Rugger.

Holy shit. Now we know how Rugger kicks XI ass. That 8-bit baby screams.

And by the way, for all you Canooks who trashed your neighbor to the souoth in another thread: the queen's a whore. (I grew up along the St. Lawrence in Northern New York and at the time, the Canadian drinking age was 21 but NY State's was 18. So our Canadian friends would take the ferry across to get drunk. Of the 100 or so bars in my small home town, about a third were considered Canadian and if you were looking for a fight, you'd just walk into one and hurl that insult. We would cruise the Canadian bars after the last ferry looking for drunk Canadian girls who missed the boat, and who needed a place to stay - good pickins')

When I see the grim reaper coming for me, I'll put my XI tag up on Ebay, so I can leave a little something to the little woman. So Rugger has spoken, so let it be done. And the world is once again at peace.

For verily I say unto you that I am the Lord thy God. Fear not, for I am with XI always.

No can do. It's a nice rendering, but it pales beside some of the other entries which show incredible talent. This isn't the way to win.

I, too, have a service-connected disability but unfortunately, I never filed a claim on it. It's a back injury that keeps getting worse. I'd like to say it occurred as I was jumping out of a Huey, but in fact it results from falling down the fire escape, drunk on my ass, at McConnell AFB in Wichita.

Very moving. Thanks Ted! About 30 years after Vietnam I spotted some vets in a mall; they were with an organization I wasn't famliar with so I stopped and we chatted for a bit. As I was leaving, one shook my hand and said, "Welcome home." It was the first time anyone had ever said that to me and I can't begin to describe the impact that it had - then, and even now as I write this. Anytime and every time you see someone in uniform, or become aware of someone who served, please thank them for that service. They can't hear it often enough. And trust me, it will make you feel good about yourself.

"for now keep kissing my ass..lol.." That damn near put me on the floor Chile...

Fuck Bob Barker (the real one) and the horse he rode in on.

The force is strong with this one; an Idiot in all but name who would be an outstanding representative of XI. Hang tight; we'll get you in!!!

Welcome to the Good Ship Idiot - may your voyage be filled with killing, but especially dying.

Anybody running a Dell 630i with SLI?

...And a Medals whore!!!

Welcome fellow Idiot. If you want an invite to XI Xfire, please PM me your Xfire username. It's listed as "Ramistar" but that's an invalid Xfire user name. ...Harry PS: I'm in NE Tenn. You?

Labob that's a great idea. Can we get it done?

Heh Heh: CHKN said "always a pleasure to play with you." Hope your mommy doesn't find out. Which reminds me: Momma went looking for Johnny one day and she finally heard a noise in the cellar. So she opened the cellar door and hollered, "Johnny, is that you down there in that cellar?" Johnny answers, "Yes, momma." Momma says: "Johnny, what you doing down there in that cellar?" Johnny answers, "Blowing bubbles." Momma: "Johnny, who's dat down there in the cellar with you?" Johnny answers, "Bubbles."

As XI's Public Safety Officer (In Waiting) I'd like to take this opportunity to remind members while in the maps to please observe the No Smoking signs and use proper recepticles for bottles and cans, etc. Our maps are getting littered with trash, which could cause someone to slip, fall, and sustain an injury in their attempts to blow someone's brains out. As well, please refrain from pissing in the various back alleys on XI Server maps - starting to smell like an SPCA shelter. Lastly, by unofficial orders, you should refrain from attacking SgtHarryWeezer when he is in a map on official Public Safety duties such as checking that members have the safety properly set on all weapons. The safety should only be disengaged just prior to shooting someone in the balls - or elsewhere, as the occasion allows. Thank you for your attention to these matters. ?

Your post topics, "I'm in...or am I" sure brought back memories. I thought the same thing when I had my first piece of ass.

Dude: Welcome to the best bunch of assholes on the planet. Hope you're a DM fan (that freeze tag bullshit is for whiners and losers.)

Hey Dean, that warm feeling you had was probably you filling your Depends. Would I have given her my last dollar? In that situation, absolutely, if I already had my way home paid for. My motto in life is, "Be of use." And I try hard to follow that. On the other hand, I do not give money to street beggars. If you're capable of walking, and your arms work, get a freakin' job. Panhandling is not work. I also do not give money to, for instance, the Veterans of Foreign Wars selling poppies at the front door of Wal Mart - I'm a past VFW post commander and state adjutant - or to high school fundraising groups with a jar asking for money for the band trip, etc. If these groups want money, they should either sell a product or provide a service - they should WORK for it, and not ask for handouts. The only exception I make is to the Salvation Army at Christmas - I work with the SA and I know every penny goes directly to the needy. Every year, some friends and I buy a needy family's Christmas - everything from food to clothes to toys for the kids. The family must have fallen on hard times through no fault of their own - layoff, illness, etc. - and our other rule is that they must be trying to help themselves. If they are, we'll help them. If you can't be of use to others, what's the point in being here?

Hi Mike. Good to see you in here!!!

Wow. I sure had a different impression of those guys. You just never know. I have removed them from my Christmas card list - sorry, my mind's made up. It's all over but the crying.

Hi Bubbles. Great to have you aboard.