HarryWeezer

Since the most popular name in Britain now is Mohammed, I assume the "free meat" will be chicken - unless you guys are over the mad cow thing.

This does not bode well for the U.S. We fought a war against King George of England and they're going to put another one on the throne at some future point? Looks to me like this is part of a long-range plan by the Brits to retake America. Only - if things keep going the way they are - this time we won't fight back!

We have it on good authority that John Morillo, 47, of Windsor, Ontario, is in fact our beloved JohnnyDos. Perhaps he can explain further... http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/24/drunken-canadian-man-swims-across-detroit-river-prompts-international-rescue/?test=latestnews

I use Dawn as a lubricant. Gets rid of the fish smell. Nice vid Hxtr!!!

Beautiful animals. For some reason, momma dog reminds me of a mamasan I encountered in Saigon in '69.

Your suspicions are confirmed at least in my case Harland. I hack. In particular, I use the cloak of invisibility hack which is why you suddenly have found your head blown off with no one nearby. And I particularly like the Mexican jumping bean hack which causes me to repeatedly bounce up and down so that you're unable to hit me unless you're right beside me. For a certain consideration, I'd be delighted to pass them along. They're absolutely undetectable, and the admin here who are usually drunk or stoned when they're on the servers are clueless about them.

Speaking of which, if that's the thread you speak of, the suggestion was made that HXTR should go take a flying (insert profane word for intercourse) for ourselves. If you see HXTR, please let him know that I've bought the plane tickets, but it's HIS turn to bend over that little toilet. I thank you.

Our newest member, XI Jinping, president of China, will be launching a clan expansion in the communist nation where everyone over 12 is required to play Call of Duty.

Groan.......................................

He probably stopped to scratch that itch and forgot about her.

That's great Guppie!!

Sorry to hear; hope it turns out OK for you.

'Bout time Harry!! Good to see you in the forums and enjoy gaming with you. But remember, "there can be be one" Harry....

You have been looking at pictures of Llama far too long my boy! That could well be. Does that also affect your length, cause I don't seem to be the man I once was?

OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/oh-shit-i-totally-forgot-that-happens,32673/

I hear ya - we sat there in stunned silence; my 42-year daughter weeping. I dread the last episode.

Wonderful............................................

What's amazing is how many people used that spot to take a piss. Must be a long ways to a bathroom either side of it.

Good to hear. I usually get new maps at around 2 Mbps so don't bother with the downloader but there are those times when I get kicked back to under 100 Kbps and go smoke one.

Congrats!!!!!

In honor of International Blondes Day... A blonde out roller skating with her Ipod on, sees a salon and decides to get a hair cut. The stylist asks her to take her headphones off to which the blonde asks her to cut around them because she can't take them off. While she's cutting the blonde falls asleep, so the stylist takes off the headphones, whereupon the blonde falls over dead. The stylist calls 911 then picked up the headphones to see what the blonde was listening to: "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..." If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions. The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please," she said. "I could never eat twelve." A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle." A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats." Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked." Second blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down." Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by a train. A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo. It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you." A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again." A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them. Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken. Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around! Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter". Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.

Ditto!!!!

beeech what ya sayin buddy What the hell have you all in this month??you have devil in the ass....I'm tired fu all beeches.. Heh heh. I don't know quite what the hell he's saying either. But I THINK it's funny.