HarryWeezer

1: A spit roast meal with Piglo. Even if Bill Gates promised me his entire fortune, there is no circumstances whatsoever under which I would join Piglo for dinner, or lunch, or breakfast, or even a friggin drink. Well, there is one, that being if Piglo WAS the dinner. I like Pork. But I'd still need to put a bag over his head. 2: A weekend at the XI mansion, including perks. Are you kidding? Have you SEEN the XI Mansion? (photo below.) 3. Your toenails removed by pliers. You're talking to someone captured by the Viet Cong in 1969 who had toothpicks shoved up his toenails and a shovel shoved up his ass as well as his balls cut off with a rusty lineoleum knife. But I never broke. 4. Let me win the game of my choice. Hah. I can win any game on any XI server any time I choose. What you Idiots don't know is that because I'm the best in the world, I play without a monitor to give you guys a shot at it. I play by sound only. Sometimes, if I find myself creeping toward number one in a game, I'll even start playing from the next map. Nope. Got to do better than this!!!

I know everything. For the right price, l’ll squeal like a pig. Offers?

Clearly a steak from your standard English cow, like the one pictured. American cows produce well-marbled steaks.

Best I saw was in the '50s: "I was a teen-aged whorehouse."

Is it my turn yet? Some good people dropped out of the COD5 admin ranks and I felt like it was my time to join them. As well, serving over the years as a game admin, a head admin and a senior admin and never receiving a single friggin pay check was all I could stands, and I couldn't stands no more. And that's all I got to say about that.

I don’t want to find out. They’ll want money.

Thank you to those who are wishing their father well today but don't know that it's me, especially if you were born in Wichita in 1967 or 1968 while I was stationed at McConnell AFB, Saigon in 1969 or Plattsburgh, NY in 1970. It's not my fault your mother couldn't find me.

Send me a case of beer first.

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Happy Birthday

This needs looking into.

Delighted that these outstanding idiots have agreed to give their time and talents to help with keeping our servers enjoyable.

Thanks for the intro. Enjoy our servers!

Well done!

So what to do with 100,000 redead bodies?

Some are making this harder than it is, to wit... DM2 is an open server. Anyone can play on it regardless of skill level provided you follow our primary rules of no racism and no personal attacks. DM1 is a passworded server. We realize that over time everyone will have the password but that's OK because it serves only to allow us to determine who plays there. For instance if you come in and repeatedly clean house and our members and other guests complain about you, we'll ask you to leave and play on DM2. If you don't, you will be banned from all XI servers. Hope this helps.

DM1 is considered a backup server (it runs identical map rotations as DM2) for use in the event a world-class player comes into DM2 and folks don't want that level of competition. It is passworded to prevent that undesirable player from following the crowd, so to speak, if it moves to DM1. Otherwise, any member or guest who regularly plays in DM2 may play in DM1 as they please. The password is: runaway Have a great day Mike!

I expected worse in terms of who would be killed off. And certainly an unexpected outcome. But I thought this GOT's worse episode in terms of direction. I record it and watch the next morning and several times I fast-forwarded this one out of boredom.

WB MoFo

When all is said and done Jon will sit on the Iron Throne. The question is whether his Aunt Daenerys sits with him or whether he kills her because she refuses to give up the throne. The battle against the Walkers is won because Bran takes control of their dead dragon and uses it against them.

Bran saves the world.