HarryWeezer

Great to have you with us!!!

Wow. Very insightful Bosun. Indeed, Rugger is a real person - physically. You see, Rugger was a carpet installer when he began the clan but years of sniffing carpet glue turned his brain to mush and in 2011, he finally became a ward of the State of Wisconsin and currently resides at the Eau Claire Sanitarium for the Seriously Deranged. Various among the senior admin take turns speaking for him. Some think they've met Rugger at previous Fests. Afraid not. That was a stand-in, an unemployed barnyard masturbator and part-time actor named Beezow Zopitty. He'll be in Charlotte this year and prefers to be called by his nickname, NumbNuts.

This guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Look at the picture above. There's nothing holding the Earth up when we know the Earth sits on the back of a giant turtle. Some guy in a homemade rocket actually blasted up high enough to get a real picture and here it is. Clearly, there also are some huge elephants holding up the earth but they're riding on the back of a turtle. The truth will always get out.

Good plan. Now it may be true that Canada doesn't have $1 trillion in loose change. That's OK. We lend it to them. We load up a trillion dollars and drive it across the bridge at Niagara Falls. Then, they pay for Montana by driving it back. But they've got the wrong state. I think there's some people who live in Montana. But nobody lives in North Dakota. Sell them that.

Indeed, the moon is flat. And it's just 20 miles up. The moon is a collection of gas trapped in the upper atmosphere, created from the collective farts of dinosaurs over tens of millions of years (unless you believe the planet's just 5,000 years old in which case it's what was left floating after the Great Flood.) Over time, these farts came together - it has been show mathematically that farts attract each other - and formed the Fart Cloud. It shines because Dinosaur farts were slightly radioactive due to early heavy deposits of radium. The early Egyptians knew about this from the aliens that built the pyramids but that knowledge, carved in stone, was inundated by the Aswan Dame to hide it from the world by the Knights Templar and the Masons, those bastards.

MyRadar. See the storms coming. Free.

Why don't they let you go to Antartica? Lots of reasons. That's where they moved Area 51. They keep the aliens there in cages along with Susquatch and the Chupacabra. They have the movie set they used for the moon landings and a laboratory where they make all that shit they put in jet fuel to create those contrails that are doing whatever the hell Hxtr says they're doing. They also made AIDS and Bird Flu there. It's where Lee Harvey Oswald was trained and where Barack Obama and George Soros have vacation places and it's the headquarters of the Illuminati. I saw a photo of the base. There are black helicopters, railguns, a WWII aircraft carrier and Malaysia Flight MH17. You can get there. But you have to go through a tunnel. I know where it starts but if I told you they'd kill you. Then they'd kill me. Then they would kill everybody in XI. I wouldn't care about that except Rugger owes me money. We shouldn't talk about this shit anymore. They're watching. We've been infiltrated. They are right here among us. I know who some of them are and I know members who know who others of them are. Maybe we should start a list. If you know who any of "them" are, please tell us so we can avoid them.......

Very sorry to hear. Deepest sympathy.

Lucked out last year with XI Fest but four hours to the west. And lucked out again this year with it being four hours to the east. I'll be there.

Bullshit. All the people who complained about him were NOT correct. Most of them claimed that the admin were wrong and that Real was cheating. They offered no proof that he was cheating. They simply repeated it, ad nauseum. He wasn't. And he wasn't banned for cheating. He was banned because his skill level was causing continued disruption and driving members away, sort of like your childish post.

Have no idea. I play for enjoyment and don't pay much attention to where I end up.

I'll bet no one else in XI has this gaming rig. In the early days I couldn't get used to a mouse/keyboard so I jumped on this device, a Panther XL analog joystick and trackball combination that came out in 1996 for games like Quake, DukeNuken, Doom and Unreal. A clan developed around users of the PXL called Assassin3D which was highly ranked at the time. Over time, the clan hired an engineeer to design a small board which was placed inside the PXL to turn it from an analog device into a digital USB device where both the trackball and joystick mimic a keyboard so that it will support any game, regardless whether it allows use of a trackball or joystick. Doesn't make me a star player by any means but it keeps me in the game. The system it's attached to is an older Alienware with a GeForce GTX 745 and a Samsung 32" curved monitor. Highly recommend the monitor which is under $200 at Sams Club.

I'd guess it's your breath.

Can't a man get a shit break anymore? At my advanced age, it takes a while.

Damned good thing we pay you time and-a-half. Never think what you do for us is unappreciated!!

Certainly takes a bit more skill to knife though headshots are mostly luck. But I'm hesitant to "tweak" anything in our games. Every time we do that it gives someone a bit of an advantage at the expense of others and causes problems.

Uh, thanks. I think. In appreciation, I have awarded you the Flame Thrower Killer award, which doesn't really apply since you never use the flame thrower but it was the only one I could find that you don't already have. Oh, and you can also have these emojis: ????????????

I'm looking forward to Shaking Hands with the Milkman, version 3. I was playing a lot of Polishing the Banister but it just wore me out. Then I moved on to Boxing the One-Eyed Champ and it was OK but I wanted more personal involvement so I Took the Self-Guided Tour and then had at Spearing the Bearded Clam before Auditioning the Finger Puppets and then a bit of Singing Soprano before I finally got back to Clicking the Home Page. Maybe I'll try some Burping the Worm.

Where in Tennessee? I'm in Kingsport.

"Captain of the Pump?" Hhmmm. That cold prove interesting. Let me give that some thought. Ok, I gave it a second's worth of thought and have concluded that I will be Captain of the Pump when you can prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that Hell has frozen over. Until then, please engage yourself in personal stimulation, if you catch my drift. But do have a nice vacation. ?

I guess somebody's got to be.