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HarryWeezer

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  1. Welcome - we just love pussies here!!!
  2. Welcome to XI. You've been sent an invite to join the clan Xfire group.
  3. Welcome to XI. You've been sent an invite to join the clan Xfire group.
  4. Have a good one cuz...
  5. Welcome to XI. I have sent you an invitation to join the clan Xfire group.
  6. Welcome to XI. I have sent you an invite to join the clan Xfire group.
  7. The drunk aside, strange to me is why it took so long for store manager/clerk to respond to him - you would think they'd be watching him from the time he came in - and, why they did not immediately escort him from the store before he hurt himself or did damage. Badly handled.
  8. Sing to the tune "Winter Wonderland" My balls ring, are ya listening? Frozen stiff, balls a glistening. A horrible sight, they got frozen tonight, Living in the fucking Canook Land. Gone away, is the Bluebird, Frozen stiff, like a fresh turd. It's 30 below and we're buried in snow, Living in the fucking Canook land. In the meadow we could build a snowman, Then pretend he's Hxtr or Mean Dean. Except the fucking meadow's frozen stiff man, It's the coldest fucking winter that we've seen. Later on, we'll conspire, As we screw, by the fire. To just move away where it don't snow all day, Cause we're living in the fucking Canook land. When it snows, it ain't thrilling, Cause your nose, gets a chilling. We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way, Living in the fucking Canook land. Day will come, when we're singing, Without our balls, just a ringing. We're getting the fuck, out of all of this muck, That you find in the fucking Canook land. Bet your ass, we're a going, Way down south, there's no snowing. We'll sit on the beach, our balls warm as a peach, Forgetting fucking frozen Canook land.
  9. ... a tremendous financial opportunity for XI. If we only charged a thin dime every time somebody here told someone else to fuck themselves, this would be the richest clan in the world.
  10. I also got a new blower....
  11. Sing to the tune "Winter Wonderland" My balls ring, are ya listening? Frozen stiff, balls a glistening. A horrible sight, they got frozen tonight, Living in the fucking Canook Land. Gone away, is the Bluebird, Frozen stiff, like a fresh turd. It's 30 below and we're buried in snow, Living in the fucking Canook land. In the meadow we could build a snowman, Then pretend he's Hxtr or Mean Dean. Except the fucking meadow's frozen stiff man, It's the coldest fucking winter that we've seen. Later on, we'll conspire, As we screw, by the fire. To just move away to where it don't snow all day, Cause we're living in the fucking Canook land. When it snows, it ain't thrilling, Cause your nose, gets a chilling. We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way, Living in the fucking Canook land. Day will come, when we're singing, Without our balls, just a ringing. We're getting the fuck, out of all of this muck, That you find in the fucking Canook land.
  12. Chile: You're coming aren't you???
  13. Welcome to XI. I have sent you an invite to join the clan Xfire group.
  14. Sweet!! Just six hours from us. We'll be arriving Friday, leaving Sunday.
  15. Welcome to XI. I have sent you an invite to join the clan Xfire group.
  16. Welcome to XI. I have sent you an invite to join the clan Xfire group.
  17. Marlboro Lights
  18. Welcome!!!
  19. Have a Happy...
  20. Welcome!!
  21. Welcome Sgt. See you often in MW. But when you see me, please refrain from shooting me in the ass. I thank you.
  22. Indeed, a true American hero!!
  23. You didn't say what year. So that would be 1963 and the gift was my first blow job which occurred in the boy's locker room at my high school, where I convinced - well, we'll just call her Mary Jane Rottencrotch - to go make out during a school dance. It was just before Xmas break and when she was done, she said "Merry Christmas."
  24. Welcome to our forums. By the way, I believe there's a cure for blue nuts. You should ask your doctor about it.
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