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lol untill your sack hair catches fire. Heard this one a long long time ago. lol A married man is shopping in a mall for a Christmas present for his wife because he had forgotten to buy it until the day arrived. He walks into a pet store to get a unique and unusual present for his wife. He looks through the categories of animals, but can't find anything, so he asks an assistant if there is anything unique in the store because he needs to find something quick. The assistant thinks for awhile then says,"yes, we have a parrot that can sing Christmas carols." The man becomes ecstatic about this and asks the assistant to show him the parrot. As he is shown the parrot, the assistant tells him that the parrot's name is Chet and the parrot will only sing if you warm up his feet with a match. So the assistant pulls out a match and lights it, he then puts it under the parrots foot. This causes the parrot to sing "Jingle bells", and the man say," Wow, I've never seen anything like this." The man then asks if the parrot can sing anything else. The assistant puts the match under Chet's left foot. Chet then sings "silent night". The man is amazed and buys Chet. He takes Chet home and shows his wife everything that it can do, and she's amazed. The wife asks what would happen if they put the match between Chet's legs. He replies," I don't know, lets try it." Without saying more they light a match and put it between Chet's legs. Then Chet clears his throat and starts singing, Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..............

lol Have a read about BitChute before you believe a single word of that rubbish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BitChute

Always rocked this song even when my hair was down past my shoulder blades back in the 80s and 90s. I was big into hair metal and black leather lol.

Kissy Kissy @Icequeen lol

Oink for points that I no longer need because I quit gambling because the Dealer HAcks? lol

Kinda funny way to explain how it helps reduce the risk of spreading it. It acts like the muffler on your vehicle by muffling your cough or sneezes so that mucus and saliva are not flying straight out of your face like a spray can nozzle. Ever try to fart and light it through your pants? lol You gota hold the lighter pretty darn close. There was a youtube video that clearly demonstrated the effectiveness or lack of to protect you from somebody else that has the China Bat fucker Flu and is not wearing a mask but the internet police must have deleted it like Facebook does with posts that they do not agree with.

Kissy Kissy @Kitsune lol

Most masks can reduce the risk of spreading but do very little to keep you from contracting it through your nose and/or mouth. Try this little experiment. Have any of you tried to wear one of those Surgical Masks and paint with a spray can or a paint sprayer? Or sand drywall with one on? They do not stop Paint particles from getting sucked up into your nose and mouth. I actually tested this myself only a couple days ago when I was re-painting the rusty deck on my lawn mower. I had rust particles and paint up my nose from using a wire wheel on the deck and painting it with a Surgical Mask on. How in the hell are they going to stop a Microscopic virus from entering your nose or mouth if it can not stop a paint droplet that is probably 1,000+ times larger?

Sorry I was watching midget porn 1/2 the night.

Piss off she is my friend. Me and @Janey always joke around about stuff like that. But seriously moving out of the city would help her depression immensely. I wouldn't move into a city or suburb for anything. I know a thing or 2 about anti-depressants. After a while you build up a tolerance to the damn things and you depend on them to function. I've had friends that I grew up with that were on anti-depressants. A couple of them took what they thought was the easy way out and committed suicide but most of them became alcoholics or moved up to hard drugs and either died from overdose or were court ordered into chemical addiction rehab programs. It's not pretty any way you look at it. If something stresses you out or makes you depressed? Get away from that thing and stay the hell away from it. Remove 1 small thing at a time and you will feel better about your self daily. Trust me I've been through more shit than 1 person should ever have to endure both mentally and physically. No BS I love everybody unless they give me a reason not to. And no I'm not gay @RobMc don't even ask lol.

Happy Birthday ya old fart. lol

I don't go places that I need to wear 1 except at certain stores and I don't pick my nose, rub my eyes or put my fingers in my mouth without washing my hands or disinfecting them. If the whole world would shut everything down for just 2 weeks this crap would be over wouldn't it? Pretty simple in concept but that will never happen.

If she lived closer to me I would giver her some "attention" lol

PCie gen 4 is available only when paired with 1 of the 3 high end Ryzen 5000 series CPUs. It's PCie gen 3 if used with a Ryzen 3000 series CPU. You must use a 5800X 5900X or a 5950X in it if you intend on using Gen 4. You are better off buying a much higher quality Mini itx motherboard and put it in a U1 rack. This U1 case is kinda insane. You can put 2 Mini Itx motherboards in it and it has 2 300w power supplies pre installed. https://www.newegg.ca/black-athena-power-rm-1u100dd308/p/N82E16811192333 Imagine putting 2 of these bad boys in it. https://www.newegg.ca/asus-rog-strix-x570-i-gaming/p/N82E16813119209 Would be a lightning fast file server if you used a PCie gen 4 riser hooked to something like a 16x PCIe 4.0 to 8 slot NVMe PCIe 4.0 Raid card. From what I've read the Riser cables are very hit and miss yet. Meaning it might work for 1 motherboard but not all motherboards.

Guess someone really really needed it. That is double the retail price. https://www.evga.com/products/product.aspx?pn=12G-P5-3655-KR

My download rate resets? in the middle of downloading a map some times. Then gets stuck downloading at 12kbs. It used to happen pretty regularly but it's been a fairly rare occurrence lately. Win 10 is a fucking asshole when it comes to games crashing. It does not tell you WTF went wrong, all it does is make that fucking annoying Error noise and close or freeze the game. Some times you can tap ALT+F4 and get it to close but most of the time you have to tap CTRL+ALT+Delete and Restart the computer because it just freezes your damn screen. I'm pretty sure most unrecoverable errors are due to corrupt audio because Win 10 has the ability to flush and restart video drivers and what not to resume operation. When you get an audio error the Realtek audio driver will hang and you must restart your PC to recover from it. That fucking Event Viewer makes no sense to me what so ever. Even if you do a complete OS wipe and fresh install you always get Multiple errors in Event Viewer.

Congrats @a1rbud Welcome Home.

@fbi_open_up How did the 3060 perform? If these ridiculously overinflated prices ever come back down I really need to get another card. Was thinking of staying with team red but a similar performing AMD card according to some benchmarks that I've looked though is the RX 6700 XT and it's $100 more than the RTX 3060. Might as well get a RTX 3070 if I'm theoretically? spending that much.

MSRP is $329.99 no way in hell would I give $899 lol. Damn scalpers are a bunch of cocks.

I wouldn't sell mine even though I only have 1 of the games installed. My account is 14 years old lol.

La Nuit De L'Homme? lol that's just wrong.