lol untill your sack hair catches fire.
 
	 
 
	 
 
	Heard this one a long long time ago. lol
 
	 
 
	A married man is shopping in a mall for a Christmas present for 
	his wife because he had forgotten to buy it until the day 
	arrived. He walks into a pet store to get a unique and unusual 
	present for his wife. He looks through the categories of 
	animals, but can't find anything, so he asks an assistant if 
	there is anything unique in the store because he needs to find 
	something quick. The assistant thinks for awhile then says,"yes, 
	we have a parrot that can sing Christmas carols." The man 
	becomes ecstatic about this and asks the assistant to show him 
	the parrot. As he is shown the parrot, the assistant tells him 
	that the parrot's name is Chet and the parrot will only sing if 
	you warm up his feet with a match. So the assistant pulls out a 
	match and lights it, he then puts it under the parrots foot. 
	This causes the parrot to sing "Jingle bells", and the man say," 
	Wow, I've never seen anything like this." The man then asks if 
	the parrot can sing anything else. The assistant puts the match 
	under Chet's left foot. Chet then sings "silent night". The man 
	is amazed and buys Chet. He takes Chet home and shows his wife 
	everything that it can do, and she's amazed. The wife asks what 
	would happen if they put the match between Chet's legs. He 
	replies," I don't know, lets try it." Without saying more they 
	light a match and put it between Chet's legs. Then Chet clears 
	his throat and starts singing, Chet's nuts roasting on an open 
	fire..............