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A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks,"Whats with the money in the jar? "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules." So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar. "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do: First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it." "Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands." "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem as well." The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!" "Your call," says the bartender" but, your money stays where it is." As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!" He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can...Tears stream down both cheecks--but he doesnt make a face and he drinks it in 58 seconds ! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud noise and growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead...he staggers into the bar..his clothes torn and ripped to shreads,bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.. He drunkenly says. Now ...Where is the old women with the bad tooth ?

WTF IS RIGHT DAM SHE BE FUGLY

MAN THANKS RICK ND GREY....SEEN THESE MANY TIMES ND ITS NEVER BEEN TO MANY TIMES.... GOD BLESS OUR MEN ND WOMEN WHO FAUGHT ND CONTINUE TO FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AROUND THE GLOBE... loADER

GOD IS GREAT MAN ND THATS WHO WE NEED TO THANK IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO HEAR THAT NOT ONLY HAS THE TUMOR NOT GROWN BUT THE DOCTORS ARE BAFFLED ND WILLING TO TO LEARN FROM HER ND MAY GOD REVEAL WHAT SHE HAS BEEN DOING SPECIAL SO THAT SOME OTHER PERSON MAY BENIFIT AS WELL FROM THE KNOWLEDGE THEY LEARN FROM HER....MAY SHE CONTINUE TO LIVE A VERY NORMAL LIFE ND PLEASE DO LET HER KNOW SHE MAY JUST BE ABLE TO HELP THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE...SHE IS A GIFT ND A BLESSING TO US ALL.... All the Best loADER

for a good time call<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<singing

OH SHIT....THAT LOOKS LIKE A BAD RECK HOPE HE GETS WELL FAST ......

LMFAO years ago i used to pull them over all the time when i was working nd needed directions......

ONCE AGAIN GREAT GREAT JOB BRO ND MANY THANKS FOR THE HARD WORK......

MANY WELCOMES SMURF TO OUR HOME ND VERY GLAD TO HEAR U ENJOY OUR SERVERS AS FAR AS ENGLISH NO WORRIES FEEL FREE TO USE UR MIC WE R A MULTI-NATIONAL GROUP OF IDIOTS ND WE SPEAKEDA ALL KINDS OF ANGLISH..... All the Best loADER

Harry couldnt had said it better good job

hey all me to have this happen from time to time but thought i would post a neat program that may or may not help some of ya ...... http://www.iobit.com/gamebooster.html

lol i got it nd so far only been in the vagina lmfao.....killed many jit bags

more more more we want more dam it

Glad to hear from ya Mule hope all goes well .....

Sounds great Bluburd.....I wish u the best in ur studies man... All the Best loADER

GREAT TO HEAR HARRY ND AFTER HEARING WHAT U HAVE ALREADY WENT THRU IT IS FITTING THAT THEY DO REPLACE UR RIG ND ALSO VERY GOOD TIMING ON UR PART FOR THE FINAL CALL......SO DELL GETS AFEW PROPS FROM ME FOR OWNING UP FOR ONCE SAYS ALOT FOR THEM TO ACT IN THAT WAY... loADER

Wow Bud it is always a honor to honor those who serve this great nation nd I must say I have instilled this in all my children so that one day they to will honor those that have gave so much for our freedom....Most have grown already nd share the same feeling u must have felt...May God bless all those who have faught nd died nd those who continue to serve.... My family can never say thank you enough God Bless all our Armed Forces loADER

Its always sad to know that clans are out there nd dont know the true meaning of gaming.....Great job guys sorry we had to deal with these butt hackers....U guys at CW do a great job guess perhaps we will always have morons but we can all remain true idiots nd keep gaming the way it should be ....MORON FREE loADER

Very nice post it says volumes for her nd gaming in general....As u can guess we are one big ass family here and thats how we roll.... So from our family to urs nothing but hats off nd extended hands...... All the Best loADER

dam idiots i tell ya...... all idiots ......

LMAO GOOD ONE

Hey Comfort very sorry to learn of ur problem but me too just got fd in the ass by mine so I had no other choice but to build a new rig...The only up side is I will be playing with twice as nice rig as before but starting over on a new hardrive sucks idiot balls hehe...Hope ur back up soon bro...Oh nd ram is always the place to start pull 1 stick at a time or start with 1 stick at a time..... All the Best loADER

Very sorry to hear of ur loss of a dear friend...Everything happens for reasons nd most times we never know why...I can speak for myself here as I know the feeling all to well finding out too late or so it seems is never a pleasent feeling but rest assure bro ur dear friend knows how u felt about him nd the grief u must feel...I moved from my home town almost a year ago nd many friends have past on that I have had life long bonds with nd to be honest I think at certian points in our lives death is always to close or was for me atleast...It had become so common that i found myself at someones funeral once a week nd it had really started to affect me mentally...I hate saying good bye nd when u lose someone real close its hurts like hell to say it...So my friend cherish all the great memories that u have shared nd rest easy ur friend knows now maybe more then before how u feel nd if u have others give them a hello nd share u love nd respect for them with them while they r still here...We all have become so caught up with our lives that people will slip away from us ..... All the best loADER

ok peeps yes i would do the same but here is a neat one for u that i do sometimes just to brighten someones day .....when i hit the toll plaza on the freeway i will pay the toll for the car behind me which is only a buck or some change but its call passing it forward but only backwards lol any way u never know who is behind u nd where they may pass it forward them selves it makes u feel great nd i hope them as well.....peace love nd happiness f@$k wealth lmao

Happy Birthday Don u know we all love ya man....and Happy B-Day to everyone