McGrim

Sorry I missed it! 
I was on Vacation would have loved to make a special guest appearance for all of you! 😜

I agree, I've always liked pornography too! Good Job @MHsDaughter 😆 oops I mean Photography 

Hello dear boy, haven't seen you for a while, you and @EastCoast50 been shacking up again ? practising your COD skills and thinking you'll beat old Rob? Never happen until you boys sober up and buy spectacles, so I'm safe.
The condom testing never took off the ground, or my scrotum to be more precise, I discovered I was latex intolerant, shrivelled up and couldn't even get them on. So I took the soft option and left, what a farewell send off, they must have spent a fortune on balloons.
Due to my experience and age I'm still on a retainer for diaper testing, but only part time now, working on one at the moment for a chain of curry houses. You boys (and EC) over there probably aren't too familiar with the UK's favourite food, the reason why most men and women are 4 XL +. Hot curries in order are Madras, Vindaloo, Phall and 'Blood Orange', referring to the waste products and effects. I'm in the development stages of a new variety of blood orange, the pressure testing, retention and odour control aren't going well. I deduce this from the reluctance to approach me by any of the team, wife or friends. But hey ho early days, we'll get there eventually.
 
Rob

@RobMc which one is it?
Didn't you say you were a professional condom tester for Trojan??? or was it Diapers? 🤣
 

I agree, I've always liked pornography too! Good Job @MHsDaughter 😆 oops I mean Photography 

"Small nuts" be careful of the squirrels they love them small nuts!  🤣

@RobMc which one is it?
Didn't you say you were a professional condom tester for Trojan??? or was it Diapers? 🤣
 

I agree, I've always liked pornography too! Good Job @MHsDaughter 😆 oops I mean Photography 

I’m a hired gun, hitman if you like. Cash or precious metals only. Half up front. Only 18 or above, I have a soft spot for children and puppies. 

Is that modern parlance for a toilet cleaner ????   🤣
Only kidding buddy, but a friend of mine tells new people he meets that he's a solid fuel executive distributor, we think of him as a coalman.

Airfield Electrician, Buffalo  Niagara International Airport. Our motto is:
"We light the night for your safe flight"
I repair and maintain all the airfield lighting systems, Taxiways, Runways, Airfield signage...ect. 
 

I am retired Army - 32 years.  I work as a Manager in a robotic integration company.  That yellow robot you see at Ruggers work - I install, repair and program those.  Sorry no pictures.  In my spare time I run an Airbnb in South Carolina - little farm with 12 cottages.

My favourite job was about 40 years ago in the Middle East as a clairvoyant, on a Friday after prayers I'd gather them around me, burn some incense and a candle. In the dim light and spooky atmosphere of flickering candle light I would invoke the spirits :-
'Is there anyone there', I would chant, as the audience were spellbound and glued to my every word
'There are mists forming'
'A spirit is trying to communicate with someone'
'I am beginning to see a letter, it is getting clearer'
' The letter is M', I screamed
 
'Is anyone here called Mohammed'           ????????????????????????????????

Worked in the Airline Industry, with most of that time at the Detroit Metro Airport(DTW).   Did most all of the different ground handling positions - load / unload - parking - driving those little 'tugs and carts' around.  Also worked weight and balance using a 'manual computer' 🙂 .   After 43 and a half years decided to retire (31Dec2016)..  Working manual labor outside in all kinds of weather is a 'young mans' game.    Before and after retirement picture.

"Small nuts" be careful of the squirrels they love them small nuts!  🤣

To be a bit serious ;
worked as a maintenance industrial electrician for 37 yrs.
In a car manufacture plant GM,
in a food prodcution plant Fraft food ,
in a newspaper print plant Journal de Montreal (Quebecormedia).
now doing my best possible at COD and boating in summer  as a RETIREE since 2 yrs !!

If it’s made of carbide, we make it or sharpen it. 
Here’s a video of where the magic happens
 
 
 

professional bush trimmer

Build and repair airplane parts for the military and Boeing .... ✈️

Bouncer/Doorman at the local kids playschool, had to retire due to injury and tear in raincoat, all the milfs knew me as 'FlasherMac', good times (excluding jail time).

Retired cop. First sworn in at 19 and retired at age 49. Volunteer Firefighter concurrent half of the time. 

Fix fire trucks when they break.
 

I recently left my job managing a coffee bar to pursue my photography business. 📸

in the past 11 years all i work on is growing weed!  

and smoking it !  

Really enjoyed the pictures until the hairy acornssssss......🤣