RobMc

Wow! you must live a long way from your neighbours I only need opera glasses.

Aw!, that's sad, as I said I know nothing about this subject but you may need a new cock?, I can lay my hands (well fingers actually) on one of the finest cocks in the world. A fresh new cock may be the stimulus needed for your household, think hard about it, sorry no pictures my telephoto lens is missing. Now being serious I don't think they do well unless there is a bunch of them as they feel threatened and stop laying. You need at least another two for harmony and their well being.

I remember offering to fertilise @AthenA's eggs, but she rejected me too? guess I'm not cut out for livestock ?

You're in luck, I returned last weeks empties today

Hey now, not all of us live your lifestyle ?

Most people do give me that lol, glad your new pimp came good

Now I didn't understand too much of this Weed, but if I gather right :- You've been trying to lay some chick at the local store, but despite your money you can't get laid (I understand this through personal experience), but you found a chick with blue eyes and shes expecting in 3-4 weeks ?

The only thing I need two hands for nowadays is to keep my glass steady when I drink ?

I can hold a chisel with two fingers ..!.. ..!..

Babies??? no no Shiny said she was only joking Rosie

Are you suggesting I do joinery ????????

Some familiar names here lol.

God bless the Snowflake generation, thought we were getting a choice?

Chewy's top choices ? 1/. Alvin and the Chipmunks - I'm so lonely 2/. Radiohead - Creep 3/. Mysonne - Don't play with me (Rap version) 4/. Tina Turner - You're simply the best Rob 5/. Rolling Stones - Can't get no satisfaction 6/. Eric Clapton - I shot the Sheriff, but I couldn't hit any other fckr xxx

No problem, I've got some ideas already but the senior admins are ignoring my request to join the political forum, as if I'd cause trouble ? Which side do you want me on ?

Lets have a bit of fun, neither can most girlies OMG what have I said ? (laughing) I call my wifes car 'The Transvestite', because it's always in the wrong gear

Dead simple Each player is issued a unique ID Each poster is given a unique code You can then choose a method that the player registers that code (using his ID) and adds them up, could even be email if you can be bothered to keep the tally. ps You can keep your Saabs thank you, I have a nice Trabant pps If they register with Rob for a very generous 100 euros each I'll sort it out You must keep it simple and you must have an honest person checking and running it, there are too many ways to cheat using an automated system. i.e. putting in multiple codes, multiple times using one ID and other easily thought of cheats. Sending it to a central person highlights any funny business.

I never fail to be amazed, if only he was this good at playing ?

It is, used to host the largest competition in the UK

Lovely part of the country you live in, I'd love to fish that river.

I'm afraid I'm with you on that one, kneeling to commemorate a criminal and bringing it into sport (and other things) is not the way we should behave, full stop, I fully agree with you that the past is just that and what they did then was obviously for a reason, even if unacceptable now. But lets get off politics, this got the response I thought it would, just wait until the Yanks wake up lol? ? ps Hamilton we naturally see more of more in the UK than you do, he was always a very nice man, quiet and unassuming, but I too notice a subtle difference in his manner, something has happened?

You're all just jealous because it is a predominantly British sport, most teams are based in UK, a high percentage of drivers at upper levels in all motorsports are British and always have been, and we're the dogs bollocks at motor development - FACT. So I'm not racist too but FU Europe and America ?? ( who is Max Verstappen by the way?)

Guess who's profile I'm off to now ?

FFS, you do have a purpose in life ? ?

Wow that's novel a strip canoe, exotic dancers on water.