RobMc

Axe/arrow head Mike maybe?, very prehistoric, definitely man made by the workings on it, give this to your local museum, could have been a knife being that small but my bets a spear point. They used to split the wood, wedge it in then bind it.

So you've stopped reading my stuff eh? bitch You're a star

Hey big man don't be sad, you're still there, still going and there is always something to live for, don't dwell on the past, that is gone, make the most of the future, I'm going to, you do the same, lets have a final bit of fun.

I remember you well on 5, you were so good everyone screamed you were cheating ( which you weren't) but left the server as it spoilt the game for them no one would play with you, didn't you say once you were a professional gamer? ps It still shows you as clan member? then registered user?

My brave hero, you don't know how good it is to hear the sound of your voice again ( in a manly non gay kind of way) I'll bet it is like gravel, ravaged by extremes of climate. A kind of Alaskan 2 Many Beers ( in his case fags) kind of voice. Anyway I don't wish to be 'picky' but how the f... did they bury your Captains uncle? I faithfully watch every programme, and in 'building Alaska' theres always trouble digging foundations due to the ground being frozen solid. Surely with all the gas, oil and timber burning them would be more practical? if no ones thought of this yet drop the fishing and build a crematorium quickly. A pity he wasn't recycled as crab bait, but wrong season I guess. I bet you hated wearing a suit, I do, not clothes for the adventurer, furs are more your style, beaver is my favourite, although it is a while since I've felt one, mores the pity. What's all this about crack? is it thawing? this is the biggest problem on 'ice road truckers' too, they mentioned last episode that the lovely Lisa had encountered a large crack? quite understandable in my opinion after spending all those nights stranded with fellow drivers, , a little extra income never hurts. I'm sad that you are returning to the gale lashed ocean once more, we won't be hearing from you for a while my friend, but in your honour I'll open a tin of salmon for lunch, the smell at least revives old memories - stay safe brave boy.

That is quite understandable, but if we never talk to each other (i.e. post) we'll never be friends in the truest sense. For example, we've never met, but through the forum I know that you are one of the oldest most respected members good with a knife etc etc I think of you as a friend. I' m a recent member, a gobshite (Irish) but like to chat, tell jokes and swap stories with all of you from all over the world, isn't that the point? I wish more would join in the community spirit, I realise that for some English is not the main language, and some jokes etc are missed, but that is also understood. If we start slanging members off for posting, whatever the reason, then they will not post, this is a pity and not healthy. So come on don't fight, if you don't like it ignore it but don't stop the fun, FFS Chile do you expect all jokes and content to be original??

You having a bad day Chile ???

Yea seems to be a campaign by people who never post slanging off those that do, FU assholes, I notice a few 'regulars' haven't posted for ages, so much for a friendly clan? keep the posts and jokes coming, the majority are behind you. The alternatives as Johnny says are that no one posts and the forum dies, your choice but I feel like a spam now!

The way you play I thought your o\s was dos??

Hauntingly beautiful ??

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their hand. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said "Goats."

Her imagination probably runs riot after drinking spirits

Errr? are those your snake skin cuffs?? what use are they for in shooting or golf?

Think they shared a room to save money?? with my luck Pinhead would be in the middle.

I've lost a lot of my parts and I'm still here so it must work?

Fantastic, she's lovely.

Did that work then? no, get more guns

Make sure hers are not fertilised until she's at least 21

Yea we get all yours after you've seen them but they seem to be struggling for new excitement, currently on are Ernie the wildman, all the usual alaska ones, all the usual pawnbrokers, dog the bounty hunter, swamp people and aliens. Some canadian one called heavy rescue and aussie ones on gold and trucking. Lets have some fun, what would idiots like to see programmes on?? I'll start the ball rolling I'd like to see a programme about underwater salvage. ps single mothers??? how do you make a programme on that ffs the uk version would be got pissed, got pregnant, applied for benefits and house, retired.

Ayaq great news buddy, just learnt theres a new series of life below zero coming out, had to change the bedclothes again, excitement no good at my age. Then I learnt theres a new addition to the cast, say that it's you my friend? us idiots deserve more publicity. It does mention he has 5 children (you kept that quiet?) but understandable knowing the long arctic nights. Can't wait to see your image for real, I picture a steely jaw with two days growth, lean muscular frame and piercing eyes, please don't disappoint and look like the rest of us. Tell us some spoilers now, what animals do you massacre this series? Love you buddy, in a non gay way. Talking about that my experiment on catching up with our ladies skills by wearing a frock is not going well. Perhaps you have to get worse before you get better?, in which case theres hope.As you know I wore it whilst gaming, but there was a little hiccup yesterday when I went on my mobility scooter to the shops, forgetting I had it on. Let me tell you there are some strange people where I live, I had two offers of 'a good time' and a propsal for marriage. Two from weird men and one from a large female? in jeans with a rottweiler, I'd rather have been bitten by the dog. However I must say that the children that mugged me were most polite and left me some bus fare home, I live in a nice area. An unexpected result of this frock has been a desire to bathe regularly, do my nails, comb my beard and talk nonsense incessantly. So today I'll go back to normal as it seems I'll never be a great player like my heroes, already started scratching my bum, will leave sniffing the finger for a week or so. You ain't been fishing you've been filming, haven't you?

Cos they only ever seem to find one print - funny that??

So I wake up this morning and switch on tv, expecting to see my usual Ayaq tribute programmes on Alaska, but the schedule has changed. What appears, a programme called *Top Hookers*, wow this beats the Wombles I thought. Excitedly I wait, then the biggest let down ever, it's about fishing ffs, my day is ruined, back to babestation Don't do this to us poor men! we are simple creatures not long evolved. OMG switched channels and whats on ? 'Wicked Tuna', is there some type of fish fetish with these programme makers?

Wheres your tent? did you leave it?

My boy, just glad to see you're alive and well, I do worry, and if I could, I'd get on my knees and pray for your brave soul every night! The non gay kinda way is a bit askew at the moment on account of me wearing a dress when playing (red to match my eyes) to try to catch up in skills to our ladies, I think it's working as I put petrol in my diesel car this morning whilst dreaming of cup cakes (getting there girls). Theres always a good side to everything, have you considered using your Captains uncle for pot bait? Caribou eh? I've seen them on life below zero shooting them as they cross the river, ah the sporting instincts never leave you Alaskans do they?, I think you could hit a mouse at 600 yards, you're just being modest. Now don't get onto vol II before releasing vol I, I know we're idiots but even we might notice that one.

Ayaq my boy, I feared you had succumbed to the hardships of your adventurous life as you had not replied to this post. However my mind is now at rest after seeing you get a dig in at your arch enemy (and my friend) SOB, it is sad that us bullshitters battle for prominence amongst our fellow idiots, but I sense the day is coming when we need to stop bickering and unite. There will always be threats from rival clans, their envy and jealousy will surface eventually causing us to fight for our position in the gaming world. It came to me last night (only thoughts come nowadays sadly), that we may be forced to field our finest regiments against the oncoming hordes. Who would that be? who would be the top twenty we would pitch headfirst at our foes from all COD genres. The realisation dawned that a high proportion of these would be our ladies who one for one punch far above their weight. They appear to be more intelligent with tactics, better shots and very quick. So as an experiment this week I have purchased a nice little summer frock from the web which I shall wear when playing this month to see if I improve. I will tell the neighbours it,s a kilt which will cause no problems as I live on the Scottish border, the make up may be more difficult to explain. I will practice my squealing every day, drive erratically and drop any logical thoughts that enter my mind, keep an eye on my scores fellow players they will improve for certain. The road to success beckons (on high heels?)