RobMc

You bastard - you've ruined my Christmas My lawyers will be in touch

U drunk???

ffs don't encourage him lol !

Happy birthday Doggy ?

Yep more political bollocks, our cars in uk that fail the so called standards are exported to Africa, where the prevailing winds blow the toxins right back to Europe, diesel engines have no current competitors for things like ships, bulldozers etc etc the amount cars pump out is miniscule. So the usual knee jerk reactions from politicians, 15 years ago they said buy diesel, now they say scrap them, both on the flimsiest evidence. the public are once again being conned. The real joke is that while we do all this there is an exponential rise in countries like India and China, making our efforts insignificant. It's not new engines we need, it's new leaders.

Practice ?????

Something tells me us idiots are going to learn a lot about geoengineering?

Know how you feel, cure?, Vietnam freezetag, no bunnies, no smaws and no cars it's great.

That is a very strange looking creature, the squirrel looks odd too?

I LEFT HER!

It's a lenovo tab 10 plus, tried taking photos but too blurry, think I have it partly solved it seems to be linked to the theme. If I go to default theme it's fine, but it has now partially self healed by itself in veizor??

Smartphone ??? (rolls around laughing) ffs I'm old, I have an old Nokia, it rings and sends texts perfect, when I retired I threw away my suits, i phone, ties and watch, life is now blissful, but good idea I have a camera and it's only about 20 years old.

No just mine

I'll give a brand new coffee mug, will they join a chain gang? I can picture them in chains.

I always sign in and out?? it's my chastity belt mentality (must have another look for the wifes key), the rest I don't understand, but When I'm not signed in the page is normal Staying on that page and signing in, when signed in page is weird.

Yeah ok, Mr. Musk smokes the same stuff beloved by idiots so he probably believes in pixies too, but my friend this is a fascinating subject. I have now read a bit about this, which depresses me as it reminds me how thick I am. I think you are onto something here, but how does it link to midget porn and contrails? Although I do recall some equations on the wall in cubicle four, but you cleaned them off. Do you think mankind is now doomed due to excessive cleanliness??

I did my best?? now change the sheets.

Which version of Windows do they use?, and any trouble with updates?

FU my dear ?

No tried that, the best description can give is the page size seems normal but the centre column has stretched and gone under the right hand column yes the centre column has stretched to the right, how do you stretch it downwards so the messages show correctly? It is only when I sign in so some type of prefence must have been saved. It is like a text box, when you fill it then stretch it the words move to fill the space. What I need to do is narrow the space by moving down the bottom divider but I have no idea how to do this, neither does google.

I'm not clever enough to do that sorry, I've tried font , resizing page etc etc

Don't know what I did on my tablet but when I sign in on homepage the right hand part overlaps the middle part, you can see it in gaps underneath, before I sign in it's ok? Tried but can't fix it, any ideas?

Dear God ? what have we bred?

Why??

Pick from below :- 1/. Away gold prospecting with his 'cousin' 2/. Fishing for crabs/salmon/women 3/. At the North Pole with his sled 4/. Entertaining the Moose with the blond wig 5/. With some floosie 6/. Out hunting bear 7/. Playing with another clan - bitch 8/. Getting married 9/. With Queenie 10/. Learning to speak English