Ayaq my boy, presume you are resting and recuperating after your last gruelling adventure ? your body still wracked with pain after that fish hold fall ( you weren't drunk were you?), get well soon my friend.
Now as you, and our other readers know following my motorcycle accident and now officially a cripple ( I love political incorrectness), or for the liberals physically disadvantaged, (phew covered all angles), I act out my adventure fantasies with your help. I have other fantasies too, and have put these to some of our ladies, however the police have now convinced me that I may not pursue these any further, shame?
You realise I'm now an active participant in our new book (note 'our'), and constantly looking for material for it, we need to convince the readers of the hardships and bravery of you guys in the upper 49th. So far we have a rugged and intrepid hero (you), guns, bears and a romantic interest in your moose with the blond wig, the basic ingredients ( Timmah will be getting excited at ingredients) of the story, but we need more material.
Then this morning watching flying wild I came across the perfect location Barrow (bet you live there?), what a hellhole, perfect for you to base yourself, more bears than people and the locals live off your aphrodisiac - blubber. We could get you to harpoon whales from a rubber dinghy dressed only in a loincloth ( this will keep the ladies drooling over you) then wrestle it in the water until it succumbs ( no, no not sexually, don't get too excited). We could even get AngelZ and Timmah to give us some delicious blubber recipes that could be served at the XI fests, how about smoking some blubber, better than what our members generally smoke methinks? After that picture of Storm pleasuring Angu5 after bourbon think what will happen after consuming blubber? We could be in for a lot of new members around 9 months after the fests, although I dread to think what names they would be called, or what they'd look like, would two heads be an advantage in gaming?
You are quiet again, that can only mean you are working on the next chapters, I'm excited , in fact so excited I'll need to change the bedclothes, how you doing buddy?