RobMc

What sick mind batters a hammer ??

I have never understood why girls use so much toilet paper ?? ffs pee it out don't mop it out !

And everywhere else in the world lol - the original 'We come in peace' guys, how can you invade something thats yours anyway, can we have it back please we're a bit crowded here now.

For all you peeps takes years of practice and dedication, heres how :- 1/. Live a debauched lifestyle 2/. Tone down your reflexes by excessive drinking or any illegal substance 3/. Be old 4/. Wear glasses that do not quite focus on the screen 5/. Use a 15" monitor 6/. Buy cheap computer parts, you know they make sense 7/. Don't play with good players, leave when they join, then U think you're a star 8/. Downgrade your internet speed cos you can't afford the better one on your pension 9/. Have a ping higher than Crack 10/ Don't use a knife or shotgun, your reflexes ain't up to it My high standings in our community are through years of dedicated mediocrity, oh and of course not giving a shit about my score

????? no it's Pounds (real momey) not the cheaper euro, so even more for you to spend cos it's worth more and soon that will be a lot more,

You bastard, thats why my kids never got anything off Santa

Thats got to have been a Sasquatch - Ayaq??

I build my own, but my son has had computers from Scan and Overcloc kers both well made and the Companies have been around a long time, good service, I buy my parts from Scan, never any problems.

Hell thats a pretty appropriate qualification for an idiot ?/

Yea but don't look for it in the Netherlands, eurofizz, drink proper beer

I'd like to love birds in the morning (still do in my dreams) but the old Woodpecker has worm.

Feel it, feel it, feel it, shit shouldn't have done that lying in bed

Well now that I've discovered there are two meanings to offensive words dependant on how you say them, I would like to thank all mods and admins for being a set of cunts , pronounced in the second friendly way of course All these years I thought people were being nasty and really they love me hey! pps, just thought, we have many non English speakers here who might not get it - this is a joke, I do not think they are cunts really, really?

Thoughts and prayers for this guy, he put a huge effort into being an asshole, he's probably now looking to start his new career in politics. Reading all the comments, stories and his own posts, this man is either mentally unstable, or he set out to do this deliberately for some reason, and I suspect the latter. So let us pray that we never ever hear from this arsehole again - amen !

FU ! See the filters don't work, science huh!

You miss us really

I'll never forget that famous quote from a US news programme where the female host turned to the male forecaster ( it was winter) and uttered the immortal words ' what happened to the eight inches you promised me last night?' her face when she realised what she'd said was a picture (true)

Where the hell would you find one of those ??????????

He didn't give up did he? he posted on my profile too, suppose he got some satisfaction, a tortured soul, or if not he should be !

Is this a wind up??????

You been ' harvesting' that crop girl ?

Hate warm milk

Green - with envy lol

? you a diplomat by any chance? ps illiterate people say illerat, cos they're illiterate

They may be awsome but they obviously are not very clever, when it rains heavily the water will not drain as easily and may flood the house. They need some better planning.