RobMc

Huh ! our secret service have already pin pointed you as in Arizona, I won't say how we know (even under torture) but run Forrest run, we are on our way.

Give us a while to organise a firing squad for you, we haven't executed anyone for treason for a while and we're rusty I love the crown tattoo on her wrist

Ever made a pizza for 1, not a family of 7 ???

This is just the start of being an idiot, from now not only your computer but your whole life is wrecked

Hell no ! ( in a John Wayne voice)

Oh boy I love conspiracy theories, I've just checked the link and Crack is right, something is going on here as Queenie has been missing for a while, possibilities :- 1/. She has been kidnapped and is being held as a willing/unwilling slave (you select) to that guy in the photo? 2/. She has discovered a new future 'ex' 3/. She has gone undercover and is currently following all admins to get 'the dirt', beware of the caddy who doesn't want a tip, you know who 4/. She is being probed by Martians 5/. She has a job in area 51 6/. She is currently filming the next moon landing in Hawaii 7/. She is on the space station, and drilled the hole 8/. She always said her favourite thing was penis, she could be getting one fitted, she could actually be the guy in the photo? Come back Queenie, we miss you, I hope shes ok.

Bet it ends up like 'Friends' with a car chase. We'll see, but I doubt it will be the same, I'm hooked on our tv series the bodyguard, more twists than a twisty turny thing, great viewing.

so he'll be blond, carrying a samurai sword, speak with an American accent, eat tacos and screech like Roxy ?? it's f....d all right. ps Doctor Who still going, God knows why, it's rubbish now politically correct in every aspect.

Ah Bingo!, still no problem, you must reinstall to get everything right (especially registry I believe), then cut and past this folder (profiles) ONLY in the new installation (rename old one something else just in case) and you should have all mods up to that date, afraid you'll need to earn from there. All patches and maps are on our site and you can download them there, good luck and in future back up that folder and the maps.

Revert to Hammer lol

OK please don't assume I'm an expert, but I save this folder once a month then if it is corrupted replace it, obviously you cannot now do this, something is missing or corrupted somewhere, I would suggest reinstall but thats a pain. A faint hope but is the time right in your CMOS (bios) as these times are obviously 2 months ago and it's weird they are all near the same (i.e. everything stopped working then), either they are wrong (bios) or nothing is being saved at all. (programme or program as you say it) I wonder if you could find these files on cd, replace them and rename old files 1 (then you can revert easily if still not working. Anyone else any ideas?? Two more things to check 1/. Did windows do an update around then? 2/. Did you install anything else around then

OMG look what they've got their hands on now, first they f..k up Wheeler Dealers, then Top Gear now they've got their hands on a National Treasure, they'll be telling us they captured the enigma machine and broke the code next http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/movies/cary-joji-fukunaga-to-make-history-as-first-american-james-bond-director/ar-BBNApB2?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout

I'm wondering if you're losing your player profile when you leave, it has happened to me and lots of others, you need to save it regularly anyway just in case. Enable see hidden files C/users/your name/appdata/local/activision/codwaw/players/profiles/then your user name. This should be fairly recent and if you open up the user name, the mods should be fairly recent and the config_mp,cfg should be your last visit - does this check out?

Been spreading the word but as expected sat on it for ages and no one turns up, as of course no ones there ,they seem to have all gone back to the SOS server or the Italian one, I'll persevere for a while each night.

Errr simple question, you are saving the changes you want under 'custom' aren't you? and for changes on our server you need to be on the server not someone elses. The 50 mile tank thing is a new one for me, never seen it, we have someone who'll be able to help, and although your post is long some of it doesn't make sense. To get custom levels you have to earn them, if you ain't got them you are stuck with stock weapons . So come on our server join a game, then come out and select the part to change weapons, select say custom 1, get what you want, go back to game and check they're there. Come off the server, rejoin, select custom 1 and see what happens. i.e. do the simple things first before anything else, let us know

A big envelope and a stamp can't be that much?? Alaskas just next door to you

Timing out happens to me often, us creative types carry a burden the rest of society will never feel, sleep well brave boy, if only I could be there to help you, in a manly non gay kind of way of course. I worry about this ' management position', if you are still fishing may I say that the filleting managers position takes a lot of guts, these you have in plenty, but a suit is not for you my boy. Stay in the wilds, it is better for you, and more peaceful for us. @AthenA send him some eggs by post

You keep on fertilising not laying my brave boy !

Same here I'm in uk which makes it difficult, but would love to play

He He, actually mine are squeaky clean regarding you know what, but the state secrets I have need protecting, her majesty trusts me to be discrete. Who do you think they based a secret spy series on?? that is why I try to pass my tips onto you now dear Ayaq, my brave boy. Between me and you deception is a hard thing to drop, I never burnt them, I used to freeze them, that is where the expression 'cold war' comes from. My freezer is packed with secrets from the Eastern Bloc, disguised as waffles, but don't tell anyone, my life could be at steak (get it?). I became an idiot to eavesdrop on our many foreign players and have been building up a picture for our governments. It is apparent that not only are they better than us in game, but they can talk to us, but we can't talk to them, giving them an edge. So our governments are working on a new telepathy weapon for our troops, now I know what you're thinking (get it?), but lets keep it hush hush for now. Anyway thats hard drives covered, next instalment is how to interrogate a cpu, keep going brave boy.

I always use a hammer, a 14lb one, then snip the actual disk with cutters, there are firms who still specialise in recovery of these, so to be absolutely certain incinerate the thing if any incriminating things on it, not that mine have mind you, but it's the surest way.

Thank you, it may take a while for the players to return though, see what happens by Friday.

OK can we have the sniper server back please?

I miss the sniper server, I played on it a lot, and was sad to see it go.

This is a category 5, holy shit, I have been in a 3, glad to see US downgraded to 1, this is still serious but 5??? doesn't bear thinking about. My parents lived in Jakarta and Hong Kong so we know what it's like to worry about them, hope all is ok everywhere.