RobMc

Timing out happens to me often, us creative types carry a burden the rest of society will never feel, sleep well brave boy, if only I could be there to help you, in a manly non gay kind of way of course. I worry about this ' management position', if you are still fishing may I say that the filleting managers position takes a lot of guts, these you have in plenty, but a suit is not for you my boy. Stay in the wilds, it is better for you, and more peaceful for us. @AthenA send him some eggs by post

You keep on fertilising not laying my brave boy !

Same here I'm in uk which makes it difficult, but would love to play

He He, actually mine are squeaky clean regarding you know what, but the state secrets I have need protecting, her majesty trusts me to be discrete. Who do you think they based a secret spy series on?? that is why I try to pass my tips onto you now dear Ayaq, my brave boy. Between me and you deception is a hard thing to drop, I never burnt them, I used to freeze them, that is where the expression 'cold war' comes from. My freezer is packed with secrets from the Eastern Bloc, disguised as waffles, but don't tell anyone, my life could be at steak (get it?). I became an idiot to eavesdrop on our many foreign players and have been building up a picture for our governments. It is apparent that not only are they better than us in game, but they can talk to us, but we can't talk to them, giving them an edge. So our governments are working on a new telepathy weapon for our troops, now I know what you're thinking (get it?), but lets keep it hush hush for now. Anyway thats hard drives covered, next instalment is how to interrogate a cpu, keep going brave boy.

I always use a hammer, a 14lb one, then snip the actual disk with cutters, there are firms who still specialise in recovery of these, so to be absolutely certain incinerate the thing if any incriminating things on it, not that mine have mind you, but it's the surest way.

Thank you, it may take a while for the players to return though, see what happens by Friday.

OK can we have the sniper server back please?

I miss the sniper server, I played on it a lot, and was sad to see it go.

This is a category 5, holy shit, I have been in a 3, glad to see US downgraded to 1, this is still serious but 5??? doesn't bear thinking about. My parents lived in Jakarta and Hong Kong so we know what it's like to worry about them, hope all is ok everywhere.

@EastCoast50 needs a better dentist and a shave lol

@Lovyan Spin seems keen to share a room?? you up for it girl? he meets lots of our lady members, seems you are next We need an up to date tan report

Enjoy your day, and well done

Just out of curiosity where do all the people go who evacuate? are there special shelters, just been reading about this one I hope it isn't as bad as predicted. Definitely I hope everyone and their properties are safe, the power these things have are frightening, better to overestimate than underestimate your needs, be safe my friends and good luck be with you all.

Kitty's too nice for us idiots, Frenchi would want her on the back seat not the front, to show her his garlic buds

Heres one for you Raiden, I currently have an s class mercedes w220, 2004, not through choice but it's the only one I can get into, long story. Before you all think I'm rich it cost £2500, with 136,000 miles, and I needed an automatic. It is fantastic, wish I could afford a better one, but I need to use the electric seats every time I get in and out. When I switch ignition off after putting seat back it gives an esp malfunction warning, if I switch off before moving seat no warning. I think that the harness under the seat may be the fault what do you think as it drives ok apart from a vibration about 1700 rpm? ps 3.2 v6 diesel

Kitty is a treehugger noises from the back could be anything - suspension, brakes, bearings etc, scrap the Smart lol. take it to a garage can't fix these type of problems online.

No don't assign esc key, or windows key to anything at all, plenty others to choose from try to use memory jogs with keys so you don't have to think too hard in game i.e. 2 for second weapon, m to apply first aid (medicine), etc etc I keep f for fu

Lady you've got no issues ??? he he I too run 7 and it's good, but I wish Linux was more widespread

I feel inadequate

Change the settings in game to something like 2 instead of escape

OMG every post I read they're at it, we have to create a special forum for these two

Ah the ultimate rage quitter ? hats off to the boy, oh perhaps not eh?

If you have a sound card with programmes that work over windows you may need to adjust settings there, I have to do it every time I start my computer

Oh my poor boy, this is indeed a first, something no idiot has witnessed before, we must find a resolution quickly, otherwise I'll have lost a dear partner to bullshit with, in a manly non gay way of course. Let us try to console you, to get your creative talent flowing once more, we would all be lost without you. I get the impression with these two that despite the rhetoric they are indeed friends of a sort, as someone once remarked they need a forum of their own, I laugh a lot at their tit for tat comments. However with you it has obviously reawakened old wounds, is this why you went to Alaska, to escape and forget? Therapy is obviously required, and I am your man, grab your favourite semi auto, wander outside and massacre the first herd of Caribou you encounter. There doesn't that feel better?, next native Alaskan cure is drink a case of whisky, then grab your semi auto, and shoot anything that moves (make sure you do this in the woods, not in town). Finally set out on another adventure to completely forget the fact you are now alone, take the moose in the blond wig with you, she may be useful. When you return you will be cured, drink another case of whisky and not only will you forget you were ever married, you'll also forget you are in Alaska. Thank me later, take care dear boy, and as for the other two keep amusing us it's fun.