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Is he taking him from behind ?? you are a very liberal couple GG, he looks to be enjoying it too, stop his bourbon now gal

Have I missed this?? Now now boys, cool down.

Bit confused about your 'loving me', googled 'gay' and yes I am a happy man who enjoys life to the full, my collection of patterns and needles is the envy of the local W.I. Do you know I too have noticed that sheep run away from me? do you think they imagine I am after their fur? I understand what you say about money not making you happier, luckily I have a wife who thinks I am a millionaire, I'm so so happy, and possibly gay now I know the meaning of gay? I'm poor, the wife, butler and handmaid are also poor, we are a happy foursome in our dark lonely castle on the moors. As I type this the mist is creeping over the moor and the weredeer are howling, it is so remote here there isn't an atm for 5 miles or a supermarket for 6, but we cope thanks to your support. Funny you should talk about fishing, I'm lying here watching man vs fish, we could drop the squatch and go for fish, what is the largest most vicious species there? oh yes, can you swim??? more exciting for the readers if you can't, you can learn on the job. I love kippers and live near a famous kipper fishery, fortunately for me, apparently they smoke them. I have suggested to them they would be great XI prospects , as some of our members seem to smoke anything. XI kippers should therefore command a high market price ( get it?), I'll stick to champagne.

My God Ayaq, you still need to sleep with a weapon?, even at home recovering, what's the problem? polar bears, rough neighbourhood, jealous husbands??? You stay alert my friend, XI need you, my limited experiences of the sweet ladies of XI are not quite yours. They seem to like screaming and shouting at you, then are only too happy to kill you, I sometimes feel like a male praying mantis, sacrificed to better their score. I'm excited about the gold, does it just lie around?? I watch Aussie gold hunters and they seem to have trouble finding it, more trouble than it's worth in my opinion. I myself am lying around, shagged out after knitting a particularly difficult crew neck, the sacrifices I make daily for the greater good of XI. I'm running short of wool, which is strange considering where I live in the wilds of the borders I'm surrounded by sheep. Unlike you I'm not courageous enough to go out and forage, we have some particularly vicious rabbits who do suicide charges at your car, it is only a matter of time before one of them manages to detonate their vests. So for safety reasons I now don't go out , and live my fantasies through your courageous and interesting life, you are a brave man my buddy. So I too must resupply, should it be amazon, or ebay? difficult decisions I encounter weekly, just like you. I pray for your speedy recovery my friend, I lie here watching ancient aliens trembling about the earths future, my knitting needles shake, will I see another cardigan???

Thats for his teeth ,way things are going here we'll need a licence for a greasegun soon!

Think it was a Squatch Ayaq ??? there weren't any pictures of 'bambi', I'm excited we could use Toes as a scout, you could drive behind with a net.

Never misses a chance that boy, employee of the year

I've got a big one

Yea batteries do that, if not used they regain some charge, just enough to fool you and give you false starts until the voltage drops low enough not to work, you can test if you have a multimeter

Ayaq my boy, it came to me this morning in bed, then I had a great idea for the book, you only need to get your pilots licence, I'll bet you have one already my intrepid adventurer. I was lying in bed, watching back to back episodes of the last alaskans and flying wild and thought 'no more canoes', the way forward is to fly to your adventures. Spotted a great buy on an auction site that only required a little glue and a fresh elastic band, we fellow idiots could crowd fund the purchase, I'm sure we could stretch to 50 bucks? Perhaps stretch and elastic bands do not go well together, but fear not, your welfare is paramount. I got so excited that I dropped a stitch on the fair isle sweater I am knitting for you before the fall, bet you guys in the upper 49th are looking forward to the snows? The other idea I had, whilst doing a particularly tricky knot in macrame, was to bring back live bears (even sasquatch?) instead of shooting them, gives you more of an audience for the books with tree huggers. We could fit a larger passenger seat in the plane, what do you think? I know you must be working hard on your recovery, but get back to your adventures soon, do you think flying is the way forward ??

Yea, I also hope the power supply has the correct connectors for her motherboard, as time marches on connectors change, too late now. Gently support motherboard from underneath when pressing new connectors in, easy to damage. When I replace power supply I take all cards off the motherboard, makes it easier, when routeing wires.

Goddam, neither do we?

Be careful of static, earth yourself before touching remember, better still wear an earthing strap

Hard luck derXos your team played well, well better than you did in WAW today lol

Laughed at the comments after Yorktown, unfortunately true, we have few freedoms in Europe now. Discounted Stalingrad because you'd have to hover round in the cold for weeks I thought of Thermopylae too, and a few others

???? this is the third time this has been said, read the posts.n

Broke the rules two of your own?

Shit forgot about Kursk, but I chose hand to hand combat over weaponry, bloodier but modern wars are well documented, not so those in the past, so I ignored bullets.

Ok, heres one for all you battle hardened warriors :- You have to pick 3 battles from any period in history you could hover over and watch without getting hurt in any way, Three rules :- 1/. Only one may involve the country you live in 2/. They must have been real battles i.e. not fictional 3/. You must state who they were between and why they interest you My choices would be 1/. Clontarf where the Vikings were expelled from Ireland in 1014, the battle lasted an entire day near Dublin, Vikings always fascinated me as I live near the site of the first ever English raid. Now we all know how fierce the Vikings were and this was their heyday, the Irish must have been pissed off and quite cross lol. 2/. Agincourt (sorry Frenchi), 1415 where a vastly outnumbered, malnourished English army slaughtered a vastly superior French force, a lesson in tactics, brutality and over confidence by the French, this counts for my country, the ultimate battle for the longbow. 3/. Battle of the Teutoburg forest 9 ad, I admire the Romans as being possibly the finest fighting troops ever, however in this battle they were defeated by the Germanic tribes, the beginning of their end. This must have been a monumentous battle but as they lost historical accounts are almost non existent as to how, I could see what really happened. ps I wanted an air and sea battle too Leyte ? Trafalgar, etc but these won, you could go on forever

Sounds like the CMOS battery on the motherboard to me, little silver one, when they go the time goes all to hell, and it won't start if down in voltage, easy fix

You won't be able to bunny hop soon

Got some ladies pregnant on the fishing boat eh? I've heard of desperate fisherman nailing skate to the mast for 'relaxation', makes a change I suppose from your female moose companion, do you take the blond wig? Up here on the Scottish borders luckily theres a limitless supply of sheep, if you ever visit. The butler just returned with two tins of skinless and boneless pink salmon, the Rolls will stink, does the man think I'm made of money? Said it was a bogof, certainly smells like it. Hope you recover soon, I shan't sleep tonight with the picture of you lying on your back with your legs in the air, if you need some tips the XI ladies would be glad to help I'm sure. Must dash have some idiots to kill.

What a man, I knew you'd be up to some adventure or other, yet another string to your bow, fishing eh? I watch that programme where they sail for the crab from Dutch Harbour. Quite where you pluck the courage to do these adventures I cannot imagine. I too was a bit unsteady on my feet last night, but we'll not go there?, it must have been in sympathy with you my brave buddy. I too have been busy, and have almost finished crotcheting a new table mat, in extreme conditions, I had run out of milk for my tea, we are truly brothers. Heal well my brave boy, be ready for that next challenge . ps Thanks for the warning about a forthcoming salmon shortage, I've ordered an extra tin of pink (can't afford red) on this weeks shopping when my butler goes out. Is this insider dealing?.

You be careful boy you'll end up as large as your portions, as usual looks delicious.

Ayaq my boy (presume you are a boy?) how are you? thought you'd been out trapping as we hadn't heard from you for a while. Lay in bed this morning watching the last alaskans and thought of the dangers you face everyday, you must be a real man to live up there? (you are a man?) It came as a surprise to see you know so much about illicit sexual encounters, even the street names, but we understand that you need a change now and again from your moose friend. Do you have a blond wig for her? send us a picture. I think you have it wrong, I don't smoke and have never been with a 'hukkah' in my life, in fact I am so unnatractive to girls when I say Alexa she replies 'I already have a boyfriend'? bitch. How is the book going?