RobMc

Great idea WP, so to raise money I'm going on the game as a male escort, and you can be my first customer ( a great cause), pm me for time and date , may take a few visits to raise the cash but I know you have a bottle to save in now. Seriously though a great post, must have taken ages? and the wife says I have to stay retired

FBI on your trail, we understand

OMG a book? does it begin 'once upon a time'?

Deadliest catch eh? that explains why you are crabby at times I'm healing ok my friend, will probably always need crutches but hey ho I'm alive. My return to gaming below par so far, Beers knifing me easily (too easily), so tried freezetag and Queenie, storm and others killing me, vietnam freezetag same, might as well make it a full house and dampen my spirits on other servers. Couldn't play on cod2 server at weekend due to bad eye but hope to get on next weekend and spank painkillers arse (metaphorically). This must complete hijacking of this thread, what an idiot.

Ayaq you went to college??????? holy shit that surprised me, that blubber must be strong stuff? Love your imagination, must be boring those long cold winters, and Mcdonalds in the arctic?? not the wilderness I imagined. Do you feed big macs to the huskies? and have sled drive through's? Imagine the Alaskan Mcdonald specials - Seal quarter pounder with cheese, wolf mcnuggets, bearburger, wolverine bites etc etc no the wonder you explorers are big and strong, are you in mountain men or life below zero? I picture you now Ayaq six six (basketballer), 240 pounds pre Mcs, 480 pounds post Mcs (please tick), steely blue eyes ( or black if in recent bear encounter), well hung ( steady Queenie, I mean with weapons), bearded and clothed in skins. Please don't tell me you work in an office, wear a suit and live in a house, I'll be gutted Whoops, gutted may be misconstrued with you manly types, disappointed may be better.

Sorry mate I'm just too heavy, when my wife sees a hot air balloon she thinks one of my shirts has blown off the washing line. Perhaps a new mod for a grappling hook with line, or diving weights should be an option?

Pork on the menu tonight, and every night, let you all know next week, who am I kidding?

Well doesn't that prove theres life out there, they must have loads of chickens (possibly KFC?)

Well as I can't ride bikes again I'm going to start a new hobby, building wooden model boats, any other idiots do this? I can sit and do this, wanted to start clay shooting again but that might be too ambitious at the moment. I'd love to spray bikes but I'm not very artistic and you need to be, need a rest from killing you all.

Well done, ps do you sit on that helmet ?

Is it en suite?

Thats a nasty burn keep it clean and dry, they can get infected quite easily look after it, I hate getting burns.

It was good

Yea easy, you take two pecks from a bushel, divide by a long ton minus a short ton, add three gills and the answer is in scruples easy to convert to gallons from that you can get us gallons, piece of cake

I liked Imperial measures, bushels were my favourite

Yes Angus you're right but I didn't expect a non biker to stick up for Harleys, they are great bikes but the hype from the company keeps the fable alive, not the machinery that is produced, I think the current Indian line up blow them into the weeds for that style of machine. As I have said many times I'm jealous of the fact you all can shoot so easily, enjoy it, a great sport out of fashion with the do gooders. Used to love Top Shot but not on now over here, especially Brit winning first series, but top admiration went to that big sniper second series I think a great man and a great shot.

If you had to travel the distances you do in USA and Aussie paying UK fuel prices you'd be broke, but a major part of our prices are tax. On the downside you generally have huge engines with auto boxes and poor efficiency. It will hit us petrol heads hard when petrol and diesel are phased out by law, so enjoy it now, electric (or whatever) are not so exciting, at least to me. Petrol is like whisky, made here but cheaper to buy abroad, we mortals never saw any benefits fron North Sea oil. Some areas in country near here are charging £1.43 a litre 2.04 US a litre, don't moan

Off to hospital now, but be prepared later for a sharp pain

Me and my five brothers all meet the dick requirement, unfortunately for us we need to add them together. I got in on the nipple criteria, at least I think so as Rugger called me a 'tit'.

Most of us are more than 12

World at War (5)

Sorry Cheesey, you quoted me? I avoid steam like the plague but for different reasons, were you talking to him\her?

Aaaaw don't give up, Try playing to enjoy it, not to win all the time, makes a big difference believe me. I joined this clan because the admins and general set up control the hackers very well, and although they will always be there, they don't last long. No one understands what perverted pleasure they get but hey ho don't let them spoil it for you. I am used to playing with a high ping and so are many others so don't blame lag, we cope ok so you ain't alone. Sounds like you were having a bad day, get back to playing, you'll enjoy it.

Compared to Europe mate it's heaven, at least you have some freedoms left, but yes you'll have to fight the weasels to keep them at some stage. ps still can't find a good book on Gettysburg but at least I understand the battle now

Don't worry about GTA EC, with your background it's understandable, ps you suck at WAW too