RobMc

Enjoy your day, and well done

Just out of curiosity where do all the people go who evacuate? are there special shelters, just been reading about this one I hope it isn't as bad as predicted. Definitely I hope everyone and their properties are safe, the power these things have are frightening, better to overestimate than underestimate your needs, be safe my friends and good luck be with you all.

Kitty's too nice for us idiots, Frenchi would want her on the back seat not the front, to show her his garlic buds

Heres one for you Raiden, I currently have an s class mercedes w220, 2004, not through choice but it's the only one I can get into, long story. Before you all think I'm rich it cost £2500, with 136,000 miles, and I needed an automatic. It is fantastic, wish I could afford a better one, but I need to use the electric seats every time I get in and out. When I switch ignition off after putting seat back it gives an esp malfunction warning, if I switch off before moving seat no warning. I think that the harness under the seat may be the fault what do you think as it drives ok apart from a vibration about 1700 rpm? ps 3.2 v6 diesel

Kitty is a treehugger noises from the back could be anything - suspension, brakes, bearings etc, scrap the Smart lol. take it to a garage can't fix these type of problems online.

No don't assign esc key, or windows key to anything at all, plenty others to choose from try to use memory jogs with keys so you don't have to think too hard in game i.e. 2 for second weapon, m to apply first aid (medicine), etc etc I keep f for fu

Lady you've got no issues ??? he he I too run 7 and it's good, but I wish Linux was more widespread

I feel inadequate

Change the settings in game to something like 2 instead of escape

OMG every post I read they're at it, we have to create a special forum for these two

Ah the ultimate rage quitter ? hats off to the boy, oh perhaps not eh?

If you have a sound card with programmes that work over windows you may need to adjust settings there, I have to do it every time I start my computer

Oh my poor boy, this is indeed a first, something no idiot has witnessed before, we must find a resolution quickly, otherwise I'll have lost a dear partner to bullshit with, in a manly non gay way of course. Let us try to console you, to get your creative talent flowing once more, we would all be lost without you. I get the impression with these two that despite the rhetoric they are indeed friends of a sort, as someone once remarked they need a forum of their own, I laugh a lot at their tit for tat comments. However with you it has obviously reawakened old wounds, is this why you went to Alaska, to escape and forget? Therapy is obviously required, and I am your man, grab your favourite semi auto, wander outside and massacre the first herd of Caribou you encounter. There doesn't that feel better?, next native Alaskan cure is drink a case of whisky, then grab your semi auto, and shoot anything that moves (make sure you do this in the woods, not in town). Finally set out on another adventure to completely forget the fact you are now alone, take the moose in the blond wig with you, she may be useful. When you return you will be cured, drink another case of whisky and not only will you forget you were ever married, you'll also forget you are in Alaska. Thank me later, take care dear boy, and as for the other two keep amusing us it's fun.

OMG he'll be even more deadly?

You'll love me then xxx Hi to Lilmord

That is very nice of you Raiden thank you

Do you have a preference/fetish ?? those long nights on that fishing boat are getting to you. love you in errrm!

My boy ' a couple of reads ? ', you've been on that blubber again haven't you? he started out with Startjimx an alias, then returned as 'Back', his words, A bit confusing I agree but as I've been cold turkey for a week I understand him perfectly. and I'm not trying to say dear boy, I said it. The underlying question that must be asked is why he made this post, so I have slept on it, and think I have it, the photo bears an uncanny resemblance to @PainKiller with cheekpads? This is his warped way of fooling us into thinking he now lives in Belgium, probably a post Brexit thing. He will no doubt be on the cod2 server later, masquerading as Jimmy, to hide his poor performance and speaking in a ridiculous English accident. Luckily I spotted this early and will alert his fellow players to his dastardly ploy, I deserve a medal, hint hint. What do you think @Labob, @loADERJr>XI<, @bds1961, @LtLaszlo ??? it's him isn't it?

One shot one kill??, bayonets allowed ? sounds great but would be better on big maps where these these rifles come into their own.

Your wife ??

Ah advice is coming, I too have had trouble at remembering my name at times, my heart goes out to this poor man/boy/idiot that cries for recognition and dares give Dadda the finger, brave he is, foolish he certainly is, and undoubtedly lonely. What a strange name 'back?', his momma certainly had a warped sense of humour, perhaps this was her first sight as the midwife picked him up and slapped his arse ? just as well he wasn't the other way round eh? Imagine for the rest of your life living with 'Hi prick ' or ' Can I talk to you Belly Button ' , but back is better than the other first sight ' arsehole', his mommy chose well? Could have been a lot worse, she could have called him Jimmy, imagine living with that the rest of your life ?

Hi Drizit, I run 7 but remember someone mentioning this in a previous thread :- Most software created for previous versions of Windows run well in Windows 10, but you might have some older apps that don't work well or even at all with the new operating system. You can try to fix any issues you have running these older desktop programs in Windows 10 by changing their compatibility mode settings. Windows has a built-in tool called Program Compatibility Troubleshooter that could automatically fix any compatibility problems for you. If the troubleshooter can't fix the problem, you can manually make an app run in compatibility mode, which will run the app using the settings from an earlier version of Windows. You can have the troubleshooter automatically search for apps that could have issues in Windows 10 or manually run the troubleshooter on a specific app.

QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't How do you tell the difference between an English Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police Officer? Don't ask why, you just are, and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do? ANSWER: English Police Officer: Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights. 1) Does the man look poor or oppressed? 2) Has he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law? 3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger? 4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? 5) Am I dressed provocatively? 6) Could I run away? 7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand? Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings? 9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society? 10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? 11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me? 12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? 13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? Canadian Police Officer: BANG ! American Police Officer: BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! 'Click'...Reload... BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! Glasgow Police Officer: "Haw, Jimmie. Drop the knife, noo, unless you want it stuck up yer arse!"

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