RobMc

I have played with you often and would thoroughly recommend losing thirty years in age and drinking less, much cheaper

Don't want to hijack this thread but find it interesting, is blowing it the best method? you'll all have been doing this for years and may not have tried anything else, or other methods don't work perhaps? The problems I see with snow are weight and volume, especially volume, as the larger the volume the longer it takes to melt. Weight you can do nothing about but you could reduce the volume by melting it, yes it will refreeze but it will be a lot less volume and easier to break up and remove, I realise it won't run away like water, but can be broken up and removed, does no one use flamethrowers and jackhammers?

Congratulations my boy, kick me and you're dead

I can die a happy man, woke up this morning and the final of top hooker was on, what excitement I only nodded off twice. Now don't get me wrong, I've been a lifelong fisherman, but this lot was only slightly ahead of gymnastics and ballet in my opinion. Anyway well done Patrick, producers ffs find a subject more interesting, this was a poor imitation of top shot, which was great. So looking forward 'across the pond' to this seasons offerings, apart from my favourite Wheeler Dealers, now ruined after changes in format, same as Top Gear, strange that eh? Change a winning formula then wonder why no one watches anymore, can I be a producer? We need an idiots channel as we have loads of drama, lots of cars, boobs and bums, cooking (sore subject presently), bikes, and our brave adventurer Ayaq. Rugger make a documentary, none of us need ever work again, oh yea I don't already lol.

Wow ! I never realised there was so much pent up rage and anger in food preparation? I'll be armed and ready at my next Mcdonalds drive through on my mobility scooter

I get the feeling Frenchi wants us to visit? I-m assembling our traditional tourist party, a thousand knights, three thousand archers and some pretty camp followers, where do we camp?

Les Français ont-ils tous quitté le pays ???

About time Killer, welcome, no fighting with you know who.

Yes it's a tablet not a phone ( I'm not that advanced yet lol ) and never had any difficulties at all until the other day. Update, just tried it again and now it works again, you're brilliant, did you do anything? So in the space of 30 mins problem solved.

I have tried again but it will not let me copy the message first bit quite long but says my connection is not private NET::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID. Second bit called advanced, this lets me connect but says server could not prove XI site and security cert not valid

Android 6.0, I have tried and tried to cut and paste the error message but it won't let me, definitely says security cert invalid and warns of going on site?

Was, as I say now only on android, windows now seems ok?

Happened to me all morning on all computers, now just on Android, definitely an issue with security certificate as all my errors say this is the problem.

Aw don't spoil it, we're enjoying ourselves

Buddy I lie here again watching overhauling (gto if you're curious) and my heart goes out to you, in a non gay manly way. You sound down, and I think I see the cause, there are subliminal messages in your plea for help, I say stick at it that Sasquatch will come and infamy beckons, you will get what you deserve, and I will help. No need to build a balloon, there are regular flights to UK ( yea true) but no good for you as your guns will be confiscated so stay over there you'll be happier. Now I'm not only a poor player but also a poor 'shrink' however the hints are there in your reply, 'comforting ribs' surely refers to the first woman Eve, made from a rib and you signed off BRA when surely you meant BRO? That can only mean one thing - you need a good woman, or better still a bad one, perhaps you are frustrated? Let me assure you that my entire life I have struggled with bra release systems too, most Houdini could not have cracked. Therefore I endeavoured to come up with a genuine quick release system and have patented and currently am undergoing trials with a velcro/vaseline model, fortune beckons me too. Her indoors showed no enthusiasm in assisting me so I coerced the blonde next door into experimenting, if you get my drift, but even he is losing interest. I'm here for you in your darkest hours ( appropriate where you live in the winter) Rob

If it's of interest, on Explorer no problems on firefox and android won't let me in at first because of security certificate issues? but when I force them to connect they work.

Timmah gameplay est non cordon bleu

Ayaq my buddy, lying in bed thinking of you as always, in a manly non gay way of course and watching overhauling as no Alaska programmes on. New idea, how about me approaching them to overhaul your snowmobile? adventurers like you always have them in mountain men, life below zero etc etc. You will need to act surprised at the reveal, and promise me you won't cry, otherwise my image of you will be shattered forever. No fear of that is there my brave boy? but try to look grateful, and don't ravish the gorgeous token girl they keep in the background, I know you are starved of female company in the wilds. What do you think?

It still amazes me that Walmart sells guns and ammo, to us in UK it's very strange, the most dangerous thing we ever see in Asda (UK Walmart) are cactuses in summer, you all must know the old joke over here. Man at checkout in Walmart, the cashier says sorry sir we can't sell you that Kinder Egg as the parts inside might hurt your child, man replies oh that's ok I'll just take an M16 and a 1000 rounds of ammo then please. From what I'm gathering in this post is that Walmart sell guns and ammo cheaper than gunshops, that true?

You're a pervert lol.

Yea - this time could you take her clothes off ?

Ayaq update, the experiment was a complete failure, the durex burst, much as they did many years ago leaving me with some very expensive things to keep. It seems rubber and heat don't mix ( maybe I was going too fast??) so back to the drawing board, or in my case garage. Have started on the gun mount, I'm sure Angu5 will have a spare gatling gun in his collection, do we need a concealed carry permit for it? A bit of trauma on Sunday as the site was down here and I had to talk to her indoors instead, on the bright side I discovered we had two children. But back to normal now dear boy, adventure beckons once more, love you in a manly non gay way.

Same problem plus it won't log onto site straight away says theres a security cert error and my https is red and crossed out??

Yea we have lead bans in UK too, none left in my pencil

My boy, how are you? presume the greenbacks will be bulging your pockets after you return from your fishing trip, if so we should easily afford my latest stroke of genius. As you know we have struggled with forms of transport to take you the vast distances you need to go on your adventures. Yesterday morning I was pruning my begonias in the front garden and some instinct made me glance up, and there it was in it's magnificence, a hot air balloon. I excitedly called the wife and pointed to it, to my surprise she ran into the back garden in a hurry, when she returned she said 'Thank God, I thought one of your shirts had blown off the clothes line?'. This is probably in response to my quip ' They could power the Cutty Sark', last time she hung out her nickers on the same line, asking if her bum looked big in them. Ah bliss, the silence lasted weeks. Anyway as usual I digress, I tossed and turned in bed last night thinking of you, in a manly non gay way of course, then it came to me, hot air balloons, the perfect transport for Alaska. Between us we could generate enough hot air for all but the longest trips? we could light a log fire as a reserve, plenty of timber around. Think of the advantages, the critturs never look up, they wouldn't hear your approach, we could get a gatling gun off a surplus Jolly Green Giant, ex Vietnam, and before you know it, bingo, enough meat to last a year. What do you think? safer than fishing boats, especially for me as I won't be going unfortunately, but you have the heart of a grizzly, and no sense of fear. I'm making a UK prototype tomorrow in the garage as a test out of an old durex ( not needed anymore ) and a birthday candle, plenty left over from my last cake unfortunately. PM me with your thanks (and money) when you return and I'll get things rolling, at the moment plans are up in the air, love you buddy, in a manly non gay way.