RobMc

He looks like me?? Poor sod, puzzled about SOS comments as I played with them a lot on our sniper server and thought they were great?

I'm still jealous

Hmmm? a familiar argument and to some degree true, I'm pro gun and jealous of you all in the states, we supposedly have no guns but (as with Chicago) the baddies have no problem getting them. However even I question exactly why some types of gun are allowed, no problem with sporting, hunting, self defence etc but think some types of gun and ammunition should be banned or restricted, if only for commonsense reasons. Now as I type this I know the reaction I'll get but can you honestly tell me why people feel the need to own a .50 sniper rifle or even a semi automatic assault gun, other than having large cajones? answers on a postcard please.

Peeete can't be arsed?? come on boy anyone would think you were an idiot?? stiff upper lip old boy, get it done.

We think you are too Beers.

Thank you all, only one more week and I can drink again,

In our country it takes surgery to remove the phones from girls left hands, so they only now have one arm. A friend's son, out of work for 4 years got sent to train as a plasterer, his comment 'too much hard work' still unemployed. No one wants to leave home or do anything physical any more, but those that do will make a fortune, they deserve it.

You seem to eat sauerkraut with everything? Not that popular in UK reminds me to try again.

Yea nowadays we form a circle and kick the local dealer to death

In my part of the UK for luck traditionally we have a 'firstfoot', the first through the door after midnight is supposed to be tall, dark and handsome (first problem), when he enters he is given a whisky and presents a piece of coal (second problem as hard to get now). I'm superstitious so try to stick to it if I can, is that right Sonovabich ?? can't remember anything else? what does Kielbasi taste like?

Happy birthday, sorry it's late missed it first time.

Happy Birthday

Hospital - again.

Does this mean you'll shoot straight now ?? get well soon mate

Oh Johnny you'll regret that lol, bought my missus two.

Happy birthday Johnny

Or smash it ?

Hi son most likely you don,t have a card registered to pay so it stops, or go into settings and also check,settings,personal, Google and check settings.

Happy birthday

Know what you mean, I think it's a form of patriotic feeling that song gives you, I feel the same with God Save The Queen ( Sex Pistols version)

Ah man never learns from his mistakes, I'm dreading the next disaster (and there will be one sometime) from one of the modern mega cruise ships. The Titanic couldn't get the people off because of lack of lifesaving equipment, the modern ones won't get them off because of physical impossibilities of getting all the people evacuated in time, remember that next time you book a cheap cruise.

Your point about the head is a lesson to all my fellow bikers here, I was wearing a full face not my normal open helmet, it saved my good looks. WEAR A HELMET it may save your life, even if you lose some street cred.

I live beyond the reach of man, among the polar bears, My gamings shit, but with my wit no one f....g cares, There ain't a great deal for us to do above the arctic line I amuse my fellow idiots with my prose and rhyme Sometimes they get shitty at my witty banter But wtf do I care, my keyboard it doth canter I'm never lothe to comment, on anything at all Especially with non members, and boy I have a ball The locals will kill anything that moves out in the snow But I'm a lot wiser, that's not the way to go It's warmer and I kill more sitting by my screen But it's a lonely life indoors, my neighbours are unseen Not that I am lonely, no not lonely at any time Theres lots of friends in my life, but all of them online My best mates RobMc a handsome little brute There are so few women up here I tell him that he's cute So spare a thought you fellow idiots for us among the snow Locked by our computers with nowhere else to go I think the perfect mate for me, although as yet unseen Would be that fellow idiot, who calls herself 'Icequeen'. (Not my best but should give you a laugh Ayaq)

Yawn, perhaps a lot of us think you are?? You don't believe surely that every post is serious?? if you do could you ask Santa to leave me an AC Cobra at Christmas

I'll commit suicide