RobMc

Was that a kit car in 16th shot? nice looking.

Err, when you get to 3rd grade ask if you can take English and history

At least he makes decisions and sticks to them, more than our rabble do here, we currently have the worst set of politicians all round in my lifetime, I see trouble ahead.

I think you read this wrong my love, this was the womans point of view

My wife must love me cos she's always calling me a prick?

Of course from the womans side :- ' You are the best lover ever, and your dick is huge' works EVERY time (especially after alcohol)

We learned how to gain trust, I love you, works most times

Never heard of her until you posted, so I googled her and I agree with you, yet another asshole from what I can see, what did she do to make you comment?

WTF does this mean ? red?

Well I like him a lot better than you m8

FU

Well it looks like a man, unless it's a casting ? ( not many will get this one I bet)

Went in for a regular check up yesterday, as I was sitting in the waiting room the doctor came in and told me he needed to conduct an examination 'where the sun don't shine'. He duly put on the gloves, lubed my asshole and gave me a thorough examination, pulling the gloves off he left the room. Then the nurse came in, bent down and whispered those five words no man wants to hear - 'Who the fuck was that?'

What sick mind batters a hammer ??

I have never understood why girls use so much toilet paper ?? ffs pee it out don't mop it out !

And everywhere else in the world lol - the original 'We come in peace' guys, how can you invade something thats yours anyway, can we have it back please we're a bit crowded here now.

For all you peeps takes years of practice and dedication, heres how :- 1/. Live a debauched lifestyle 2/. Tone down your reflexes by excessive drinking or any illegal substance 3/. Be old 4/. Wear glasses that do not quite focus on the screen 5/. Use a 15" monitor 6/. Buy cheap computer parts, you know they make sense 7/. Don't play with good players, leave when they join, then U think you're a star 8/. Downgrade your internet speed cos you can't afford the better one on your pension 9/. Have a ping higher than Crack 10/ Don't use a knife or shotgun, your reflexes ain't up to it My high standings in our community are through years of dedicated mediocrity, oh and of course not giving a shit about my score

????? no it's Pounds (real momey) not the cheaper euro, so even more for you to spend cos it's worth more and soon that will be a lot more,

You bastard, thats why my kids never got anything off Santa

Thats got to have been a Sasquatch - Ayaq??

I build my own, but my son has had computers from Scan and Overcloc kers both well made and the Companies have been around a long time, good service, I buy my parts from Scan, never any problems.

Hell thats a pretty appropriate qualification for an idiot ?/

Yea but don't look for it in the Netherlands, eurofizz, drink proper beer

I'd like to love birds in the morning (still do in my dreams) but the old Woodpecker has worm.