RobMc

Hi John, easiest way is to search for the xi servers you use, you could narrow it down with tdm etc, ping for you around 100_120at a guess, then add them to favourites. Start up programme go to favourites and connect, simples, there are other ways but this is easiest.

I've forgotten how good it is to stroke a pussy Architecture ?? omg

Loads of new campers, wow

Who gives a toss? (get it?)

Hope it goes well for you.

We bet he did ? lol

?? It should only beep if error? solution ditch husband, marry someone like Sammy, happy days, nice board he must love you? I play on and old amd processor and gtx 650 videocard, no the wonder I'm crap. Seriously I suspect nothing is wrong with hardware unless it used to beep originally?

My dear Angelz, not too hasty lass, you just might have a dual bios if it's a modern board, what is it and whats the problem? Must have been typing this as you were posting, doesn't look like it's your bios? as it says it's a connection error for gods sake don't wipe it yet, looks like a discord fault, ask Dadda

Christ another romantic

The siren lured you onto the rocks lol

KK listen, can you hear it?, the sound of every male idiot vomiting? bless you gals

ssssssh sob, she'll be asleep, shagged out after watching the wedding, dreaming about plots and intrigue, it's a woman thing.

If it cost 32 million and you enjoyed it Angelz my dear it was worth it ffs 32 million did we pay for that?

Hmmm? to clarify it is a play on words some appear puzzled, wear the fox hat _ where the f...s that, and Darlington is in County Durham not Derbyshire

Isn't it strange how people base impressions on looks? Camilla by all accounts is quite intelligent, good company and Charles definitely loves her. Yet the world dotes on Diana because of her looks, she was not very clever, and had very dubious companions, all forgotten because of her looks, people are mad? I too sometimes find that being gorgeous is more trouble than it's worth

You old romantic

Prince Charles is opening a new charity shop in Darlington, wandering round everyone is staring at him. Finally one young girl plucks up the courage to ask what he has on his head. Oh that, replies Charles, well at breakfast this morning papa asked what I was doing today, I told him I was opening a charity shop in Darlington. Darlington he replied, wear the fox hat !

If only the rest of the world knew the truth about our Royal family (our Queen and husband excepted) not the spin around them, they might think differently. Not that they are any different from any other family, but they are far from the image portrayed. This is just a cheap way of filling tv time (like sport), no one I know is in the least bit interested.

Yawn !

The easiest money I ever earned was my time in the Middle East touring towns as a clairvoyant. After prayers on a Friday I used to get the people gathered round me and I'd start my routine. 'Is there anybody there?' I used to say I can see something in the mist It's coming through now I see something It's a letter It's the letter M Is anyone here called Mohammed?

I love Frenchi's patriotism, but the reason English people currently want to live in France is because property is so cheap, that said it's a lovely country with funny menus and the absolute refusal to speak, sing or acknowledge English

Welcome son, hope you improve now you're an idiot lol

A dwarf wins the lottery and has always wanted to own a racehorse, so he contacts a trainer and arranges to view a filly. He turns up at the trainers yard and is shown the horse :_ ' Cud I look at her eerths' asks the dwarf, so the trainer picks him up to show him the ears, nice eerths said the dwarf Cud I look at her eyths, said the dwarf, so the trainer picks him up to show him the eyes, nice eyths said the dwarf Cud I look at her teef said the dwarf, so the by now pissed off trainer lifts the dwarf up to see the teeth, nice teef said the dwarf Cud I see her twot, said the dwarf, the trainer picks him up and thrusts him right up the horses vagina, leaves him there 30 seconds and pulls him out The dwarf shakes his head, I fink I'd better wephrase that, cud I see her wun awound?

My old collie was the most faithful companion ever, and wouldn't hurt a fly, used to follow me everywhere. One day it followed me into the bathroom and lay down by me as I snoozed in the hot water. I completely forgot he was there and when I stepped out of the bath accidentally stepped on his tail as he was dozing. In a reflex action he jumped up and bit me on the dick. Broke all his teeth!

I've cashed three in, worked for lots of people so all small, taxman takes a large cut.