RobMc

Hey GG if I send you my Grandads ashes could you make me a kayak???

Most would like a quick link to pornhub or babestation methinks?

Would you like to buy any more ??? You've got her and London bridge now is there any other old crap sorry, historical artifacts, we can sell you. I can do a special offer on a haunted garden shed or a bogof on old shower trays from the Elizabethan period (some of her old sanitary towels still there). We have loads of old tat here and I need the cash, just holler!

Thats a pity I used to play sniper a lot, Monika will be gutted

Nice, I've been watching forged in fire and until then didn't appreciate the work and skill that went into some blades, nor the cost of them.

Happy birthday

Hmmm why do you think Brussels when the vote is Edinburgh??? interesting, the voting system is democratic or are we in a one of those funny communist or third world voting systems?

I was working in the garage and the wife came in and sat on a large hook which got stuck, we rushed her to hospital. Rang this morning to ask how she was, they said she was picking up nicely!

Happy birthday ace

Cossacks - still love playing it.

Queenie if I show you my nuts will he come out???? nearly Spring

Why the private plate on a truck? Or is that a short new plate for this year??

Well you have a good start with 'painkiller' think very very carefully before doing this it's for life not just for Christmas, no good regretting it next year - too late m8, not my type of thing, it seems to be fashionable, but fashions pass very quickly.

Get some help with the fetish, you may be able to 'kick' the habit I've played with you before you're good, welcome mate.

OH DEER. BIKER DOWN!! While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my girlfriend will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my girlfriend won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my girlfriend is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess.".

Nearly as good looking as me? Lovely machine (now that it runs lol) enjoy the summer my friend.

Happy birthday mate, hope tummy better soon, when it is fill it with ale

Oh oh I sense trouble ?

Happy birthday lady who never sleeps

Not my cup of tea, who let you in Newcastle?? our defences are slipping.

Just weaned myself off this after an accident, given for nerve pain, but like all drugs has side effects so don,'t use unless necessary. Can't say I noticed any difference when off it, unlike that awful morphine, no drugs of any type for me if possible but glad to see it works for you, good news.

Looking forward to smack talk, welcome.

Congratulations lovely lady, and great player, welcome.

By the way as tourettes is mentioned did you hear of the tourettes 100 metres race at the Olympics? The competitors line up The starter raises his gun - ready, steady, f..k off!

Now I understand - doh! some real characters there and funny too, love them all, smack talk - love it but never heard it called that before? must get out more.