RobMc

You won't be able to bunny hop soon

Got some ladies pregnant on the fishing boat eh? I've heard of desperate fisherman nailing skate to the mast for 'relaxation', makes a change I suppose from your female moose companion, do you take the blond wig? Up here on the Scottish borders luckily theres a limitless supply of sheep, if you ever visit. The butler just returned with two tins of skinless and boneless pink salmon, the Rolls will stink, does the man think I'm made of money? Said it was a bogof, certainly smells like it. Hope you recover soon, I shan't sleep tonight with the picture of you lying on your back with your legs in the air, if you need some tips the XI ladies would be glad to help I'm sure. Must dash have some idiots to kill.

What a man, I knew you'd be up to some adventure or other, yet another string to your bow, fishing eh? I watch that programme where they sail for the crab from Dutch Harbour. Quite where you pluck the courage to do these adventures I cannot imagine. I too was a bit unsteady on my feet last night, but we'll not go there?, it must have been in sympathy with you my brave buddy. I too have been busy, and have almost finished crotcheting a new table mat, in extreme conditions, I had run out of milk for my tea, we are truly brothers. Heal well my brave boy, be ready for that next challenge . ps Thanks for the warning about a forthcoming salmon shortage, I've ordered an extra tin of pink (can't afford red) on this weeks shopping when my butler goes out. Is this insider dealing?.

You be careful boy you'll end up as large as your portions, as usual looks delicious.

Ayaq my boy (presume you are a boy?) how are you? thought you'd been out trapping as we hadn't heard from you for a while. Lay in bed this morning watching the last alaskans and thought of the dangers you face everyday, you must be a real man to live up there? (you are a man?) It came as a surprise to see you know so much about illicit sexual encounters, even the street names, but we understand that you need a change now and again from your moose friend. Do you have a blond wig for her? send us a picture. I think you have it wrong, I don't smoke and have never been with a 'hukkah' in my life, in fact I am so unnatractive to girls when I say Alexa she replies 'I already have a boyfriend'? bitch. How is the book going?

I think he was under the weather when he typed this, although I applaud his patriotism it is hollywood vs reality. America did not exist, these were British people rebelling against British taxes etc, i.e. a civil war, now if you mentioned the later civil war he would go all sentimental. Sorry these weren't (yet) Americans, they were Brits who saw a chance to break away and above all profit, the leaders were anything but 'simple folk', they were opportunists. The French of course saw a great opportunity and as Frenchi and Timmah rightly pointed out sponsored it all, they in fact historically were the big losers by not gaining the control they expected. The fact is that as the superpower of the time it is us who could have 'nuked' them, but as explained earlier we had other fish to fry, our mistake. What I would politely point out that as a relatively small nation we have kicked the arse of nearly everyone else in the world. So if you do want to come and nuke us make sure, make very sure, cos we love fighting, we don't brag, we just do.

On the subject of British troops drinking the ale in the White House, there is a similar story when John Paul Jones raided Whitehaven, they made a bit of a mess of it, and the Marines headed for the pub and got drunk, warfare was very different then. The French invading Fishguard got drunk too, so stuff nuclear missiles, lets build more pubs as a defence against invasion I used to ignore history at school but am now fascinated with it, especially the history of ordinary folk, not royalty, by God am I glad I was born when I was, hard hard lives they had.

Yea in truth we were very stretched with our empire at that period and we gave up America to keep India, probably out of greed. Remember, even if you don't like it, your founding fathers were predominantly from the UK, I live near Washington hall. If they had known about gold and latterly oil etc. it would have been much much different believe me. Considering your hatred of your President it is no surprise that you are different, wanting to nuke us, kill our Royals etc etc. When you make us a resort look me up, I'll find a nice place for you, because intellectuals like you deserve it.

Wow I didn't recognise it, looks mean, my favourite was that big green thing under dunkin donuts the tyres look like they mean business.

Was that a kit car in 16th shot? nice looking.

Err, when you get to 3rd grade ask if you can take English and history

At least he makes decisions and sticks to them, more than our rabble do here, we currently have the worst set of politicians all round in my lifetime, I see trouble ahead.

I think you read this wrong my love, this was the womans point of view

My wife must love me cos she's always calling me a prick?

Of course from the womans side :- ' You are the best lover ever, and your dick is huge' works EVERY time (especially after alcohol)

We learned how to gain trust, I love you, works most times

Never heard of her until you posted, so I googled her and I agree with you, yet another asshole from what I can see, what did she do to make you comment?

WTF does this mean ? red?

Well I like him a lot better than you m8

FU

Well it looks like a man, unless it's a casting ? ( not many will get this one I bet)

Went in for a regular check up yesterday, as I was sitting in the waiting room the doctor came in and told me he needed to conduct an examination 'where the sun don't shine'. He duly put on the gloves, lubed my asshole and gave me a thorough examination, pulling the gloves off he left the room. Then the nurse came in, bent down and whispered those five words no man wants to hear - 'Who the fuck was that?'

What sick mind batters a hammer ??

I have never understood why girls use so much toilet paper ?? ffs pee it out don't mop it out !