RobMc

The woman in the car park should be stopped from ever driving anything again, no clue.

How dare you use my photograph without permission

We could sort this argument out with a duel ? that would be fun (well apart from the loser), no respawn Only kidding, this subject obviously stirs deep emotions on both sides, as an outsider in a foreign land it is interesting to see the passions aroused. However Angu5 is right and the original post was hijacked ( I have been guilty of this too at times ) and sadly as so often happens politics rears it's head. So to lighten the mood here is my edc A huge stomach and a small dick

What type of fish are you going to put in it?

Yea, I went into a local chemist the other day and a lady with a clipboard approached me and asked what I used for grooming, she looked a bit surprised when I replied 'Facebook' . (a joke by the way)

Bad for your figure

Well after agreeing with everyone that forged in fire was great I just watched it's spin off series 'knife and death', what a load of rubbish, turned it off after ten minutes, can only take so much crap, wish they'd do a new series of top shot.

Christmas GG?

I think the joke was lost somewhere? Actually my neighbourhood could use a carry law just jealous m8, to us in uk if you carried that lot around the neighbourhood would be very rough indeed, wish we could.

Never been afraid of anyone in my life m8, I'd like to hope I stay that way.

Move to a better neighbourhood, cheaper and safer Rambo

Leg? try a different translator Spaiss, think you mean leg but not sure, whatever if you are ill get well soon my friend.

Who ??? I'm curious

OMG is Chile in gaol?? I found it hard to translate this thread into English but I think I understand the following :- Chile stores his dildo ?? (had to google this, so much for the mrs telling me it was one of the dogs toys??) up his asshole ? Or are you guys calling my dear friend an asshole? I won't have this said about my friend, he's not an asshole he's a cunt, killing me easily when I occasionally play. TBB is with him in gaol, aw nice, do they share a cell ? imagine the boredom, what will we do today ?, how about hunt the dildo ? your turn to hide it. Bds1961 can bake them a cake with a file in it on his next visit, Timmah has some ingredients and recipes, he's a great cook. Hope I've got this right as my Alaskan translation dictionary is drying out after the dog took it to my fishpond for a swim, cost me a biscuit to get it back. The plus point was the sighting of a strange creature similar to a Loch Ness monster, being ridden by a Yeti with a flying saucer overhead. Are you sure that space cake you posted to me Timmah was ok??? tasted strange, funny name too ? My chastity belt also seized in place about twenty years ago, must be a common occurence?, about the time my wifes 'personal trainer' moved into the granny flat to be ready for on demand exercise, she seems to prefer exercising at night strange girl ? He lost the key too but has promised to look for it which may be hard, which incidentally is very uncomfortable in the belt. Anyway I'm rambling on, not like me is it, must go out on this first nice day of summer in the garden and listen to the birds and bees. The wife and her trainer must be doing some serious exercise judging by the grunts and groans coming from the flat, hope she doesn't pull a muscle

A great artist

When you love food it's hard not to get bigger, I was never a salad person, I'm about the same weight as you, unfortunately I'm shorter, but do a roaring trade at Christmas

My boy that looks delicious, how come you're not huge? yes the lower the temp and the longer it cooks the more tender the meat. When I worked I used a slow cooker a lot and still use occasionally, only drawback are any vegetables don't get soft enough for me and I never understood why meat was tender and vegetables firm. What I do now is start the cooking process at 180 C for 30 mins, then turn down to 140 C and leave for 5 hrs, lamb especially likes this method.

Tell me how to do it Storm and I'll get you one, I've looked on their site and can't find anything UK specific?? where do I find it? ps you can PM me if you want. https://www.mascotlabelgroup.com/monster-truck I clicked on EU and this is what I see but you'll have to tell me exactly what to order

Poor soul?, we'll get one made but you'll have to wait for Santa, be a good boy until then

Thank God you're still alive !

See Robmc motorcycle accident on forums, self explanatory

Got it, must be because I'm on crutches and IMMOBILE ?

wtf ?? my Nokia 150 can't play this?

Listen, if Ayaq says he's seen one it must be true, he's never lied before , anyway wheres he gone? he's mia again, probably out in the wilds hunting it?

Missed this, on second proof read, should an elder be called Dennis ? not very inspiring to readers, how about Great Bear or Bald Eagle ? we have to make it exciting for them, XI members can be very demanding. I was puzzled about semi auto on the gun, but some research showed me that cowardly politicians had made this law ? How the f..k do they expect you arctic men to feed your families ???? Having witnessed most XI members struggle to hit anything even on full auto, I fear you may need to carry something heavier, as the first round that hits will need to kill. You need to return again this year to get definite proof, set off after the thaw, leave all your worldly possessions and go back to the wilderness.